THIS MUST BETHE PLACE.
GODDAMN, MEL GIBSONMUST BE LOADED !
( doorbell ringing )
HI, MY NAME IS STAN,AND THIS IS KENNY.
WE SAW YOUR MOVIE, "THE PASSION"AND WE DIDN'T LIKE IT
SO CAN WE HAVEOUR MONEY BACK PLEASE ?
YOU CAN'T NOTLIKE "THE PASSION" !
I JUST FOLLOWEDTHE BIBLE !
CHRIST DIED FOR YOU !
LOOK, DUDE,WE CAME A LONG WAY.
WE'RE NOT LEAVING UNTILYOU GIVE US OUR MONEY !
OH YEAH WELL, YOU'LLHAVE TO FIND IT FIRST !
BUT I WON'T TELL YOUWHERE I KEEP MY MONEY.
YOU CAN TORTURE MEALL YOU WANT
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TORTURE YOU ?
AH, SO YOU DO INTENDTO TORTURE ME, HUH !
WELL, GO AHEAD !
DO YOUR WORST !
YOU STILL WON'T GETYOUR TICKET MONEY BACK !
I CAN TAKE WHATEVERYOU CAN DISH OUT !
WE DON'T WANTTO TORTURE YOU.
I GET IT, BUT YOU DON'THAVE A CHOICE, IS THAT IT ?
WELL, GO AHEAD.
I JUST HOPE YOU DON'T USE THOSEWHIPS OVER THERE ON THE WALL !
DUDE, CAN WE PLEASEJUST HAVE $18 BACK FROM YOU ?
I HAVE TO USE THAT MONEYTO BUILD MY CHURCH !
I'VE BROUGHT THEFIRE AND BRIMSTONE
BACK TO CHRISTIANITYWITH "THE PASSION"
AND NOW I'M GONNASTART MY OWN CHURCH.
AND DO YOU KNOW WHY ?
SO I CAN PLAY BANJO !
♪ JESUS, OHHOW I LOVE YA ♪
♪ HOW I LOVE YA, JESUS
DUDE, THIS GUYIS FREAKIN' DAFFY !
HOW DARE YOUCALL ME CRAZY !
THIS MEANS WAR !!
( gunshots )AAAAH !!!!
HOO HOO !
HOO HOO !
Mel Gibson is Crazy
Stan and Kenny meet Mel Gibson.
Cartman and Kyle about the Passion.x CLOSE
Stan and Kenny hate "The Passion" and want their money back.x CLOSE
Stan and Kenny escape from Mel Gibson's house with their eighteen dollars.x CLOSE
Kyle watches in horror as Jesus suffers onscreen.x CLOSE
Kyle admits that Cartman was right about the Jews.x CLOSE
Kyle has a nightmare about "The Passion."x CLOSE
Cartman and Stan fight about "The Passion" over the phone without recognizing each other.x CLOSE
Cartman, dressed as Hitler, hails himself in the mirror while screaming in German.x CLOSE
Everyone is excited about the first meeting of The Mel Gibson Fan Club.x CLOSE
Stan and Kenny meet Mel Gibson.x CLOSE