NO, ACTUALLY, WE'REGUESTS AS WELL !
I'M JACK GARRET ANDTHIS IS MY WIFE, ELISE.
I THINK IT ISSO GREAT
THAT SOMEBODY TOOKTHE INITIATIVE
TO HAVE A MEETINGLIKE THIS !
OH, I AGREE !
THERE ARE SO MANY OF US WHOWERE MOVED BY "THE PASSION" !
IT'S A PERFECT IDEATO HAVE US ORGANIZE
SO WE CAN STRENGTHENTHE CHRISTIAN COMMUNITY !
AND APPARENTLY THE ORGANIZERIS JUST AN EIGHT YEAR OLD BOY
WHO WAS TOUCHEDBY THE FILM.
LEAVE IT TO A CHILD TOSHOW US ALL THE WAY, HUH ?
YEAH, SO, I SEE THIS ADON THE INTERNET SAYING
IF YOU LOVED "THE PASSION"TO COME TO THIS MEETINGSO HERE I AM !
IT'S GREAT THAT EVERYONECAME HERE TO FIGURE OUT
HOW TO USE "THE PASSION" TOENRICH EVERYONE'S LIVES !
UH, HELLO, EVERYONE.
MY NAME IS ERIC CARTMAN,AND I AM THE PRESIDENT OF
THE MEL GIBSON FAN CLUB.
( applause )
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
I'M HAPPY TO SEETHAT ALL OF YOU
WERE AFFECTED BY"THE PASSION" LIKE I WAS.
NOW, WE ALL KNOWWHY WE'RE HERE...
AND I BELIEVE WE ALL KNOWWHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE.
WE SURE DO !
BUT I THINK IT'S BEST WEDON'T TALK OUT LOUD ABOUT IT
UNTIL WE HAVE MOST OF THEMON THE TRAINS
HEADING TO THE CAMPS.
WHAT DOES THATMEAN, SWEETIE ?
I'M NOT SURE, UH -
FOLKS I JUST WANT TOINTERRUPT FOR A SECOND
AND SAY HOW REMARKABLE IT ISTHAT THIS LITTLE BOY
BROUGHT US ALL TOGETHER !
"THE PASSION" IS CAUSING AREVOLUTION OF SPIRITUALITY
AND WE OWE MEL GIBSON ANDTHIS LITTLE BOY OUR THANKS.
THANK YOU,THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
NOW, IN ORDER TO DO WHATWE ALL KNOW NEEDS TO BE DONE
WE ARE FIRST GOING TONEED MORE SUPPORT.
I THINK WE SHOULD ALL GO OUT
AND TAKE AT LEAST ONE OTHERPERSON TO SEE "THE PASSION".
OH, WHATA GREAT IDEA !
WE EACH MAKE ITOUR RESPONSIBILITY
TO CONVERTONE MORE PERSON !
YEAH !GREAT !GOOD IDEA !
YES... AND THEN WE CANBEGIN "THE CLEANSING"
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
WE SURE DO !
ALRIGHT !WOO-HOO !YEAH !
Everyone is excited about the first meeting of The Mel Gibson Fan Club.
After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors.x CLOSE
Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event.x CLOSE
Kyle finally sees "The Passion" and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along.x CLOSE
When Stan gets challenged to a dance-off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete.x CLOSE
When Cartman dresses up like a robot to get Butters' innermost secrets, he gets in over his head. The army believes he's some new secret weapon, and Butters thinks he's found a new best friend.x CLOSE
Cartman goes out of his way to get the new neighbor "Mr. Jefferson" to love him. Meanwhile, the South Park Police decide to take "Mr. Jefferson" down for being black and wealthy.x CLOSE
Humans from the future arrive in South Park through a time portal, looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, they learn the time immigrants have taken all the jobs.x CLOSE
PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, forcing the student body to vote for a new mascot.x CLOSE
When a giant Wall-Mart comes to South Park, Stan and Kyle must to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore...all while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.x CLOSE
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a dark secret since pre-school. Now Trent Boyett is getting out of juvie and his first order of business is revenge.x CLOSE
Cartman and Kyle about the Passion.x CLOSE
Stan and Kenny hate "The Passion" and want their money back.x CLOSE
Stan and Kenny escape from Mel Gibson's house with their eighteen dollars.x CLOSE
Kyle watches in horror as Jesus suffers onscreen.x CLOSE
Kyle admits that Cartman was right about the Jews.x CLOSE
Kyle has a nightmare about "The Passion."x CLOSE
Cartman and Stan fight about "The Passion" over the phone without recognizing each other.x CLOSE
Cartman, dressed as Hitler, hails himself in the mirror while screaming in German.x CLOSE
Everyone is excited about the first meeting of The Mel Gibson Fan Club.x CLOSE
Stan and Kenny meet Mel Gibson.x CLOSE