MEL GIBSON BIO,MEL GIBSON NEWS-
MEL GIBSON HOME PAGE-HERE WE GO.
"WELCOME TO MEL GIBSON'STHE PASSION DOT COM.
"YOUR SOURCE FOREVERYTHING MEL.
PICTURES, PHILOSOPHY,UPCOMING PROJECTS..."
DAMMIT, NO PHONE NUMBER.
OH WAIT - "FOR MOREINFORMATION ON MEL GIBSON
CALL THE WEBMASTER AT1-800-431..."
OKAY, WAIT HERE WE GO...
( dialing )
( ring )
MEL GIBSON'STHE PASSION FAN CLUB.
HI, UH, MY FRIEND AND I JUSTWENT TO SEE "THE PASSION"...
UH-HUH- SO YOU WANT TOJOIN THE FAN CLUB NOW.
OUR FIRST MEETING ISTOMORROW AT 5:30 p.m.
NO, NO, WE WANTOUR MONEY BACK.
WE THINK THE MOVIE SUCKED
AND WE WANT MEL GIBSON TO GIVEUS BACK OUR EIGHTEEN DOLLARS.
DO YOU KNOW HOW WE CANGET IN TOUCH WITH HIM ?
YOU THOUGHT IT SUCKED ?
SIR, APPARENTLY YOU DON'TUNDERSTAND WHAT MEL GIBSON
WAS TRYING TO DO.
HE WAS TRYING TO EXPRESS,THROUGH CINEMA,
THE HORROR AND FILTHINESSOF THE COMMON JEW.
IT HAS MADE PEOPLE THE WORLDOVER OPEN THEIR EYES.
LOOK KID, WE JUST THOUGHTIT WAS A BAD MOVIE,
SO TELL US HOW TOGET IN TOUCH WITH MEL GIBSON
SO WE CANGET OUR MONEY BACK.
IF I KNEW WHEREMEL GIBSON WAS
I'D BE DOWN ON THE FLOORLICKING HIS BALLS
AT THIS VERY MOMENT, SIR.
ALL I KNOW IS HE LIVESSOMEWHERE IN MALIBU.
NOW STOP WASTING MEAND MEL GIBSON'S TIME
YOU WUSSY LITTLE PRICK.
HEY, DON'T TAKE THATTONE WITH ME, KID
I'LL KICK YOUR ASS.
OH YEAH ?
I'D LIKE TOSEE YOU TRY, ASSHOLE.
I'M LIKE SIX FEET TALL !
I DON'T CARE YOU SOUND LIKEA LITTLE BITCH TO ME !
BITCH, DON'T CALL ME BITCH I'LLPOP YOUR F--KING HEAD OPEN !
YEAH, YOU WANNA BRING IT,YOU LITTLE PUSSY ?
I ALREADYBROUGHT IT, BITCH !
BROUGHT IT, SET IT DOWN ONTHE TABLE AND OPENED IT, BITCH.
WAIT A MINUTE...
COME ON, KENNY,WE'RE GOING TO MALIBU !
MALIBU-- BUT HOW ?
WE'LL TAKE THE BUS !
LOOK, THIS ISN'T ABOUTTHE $18 TICKET MONEY ANYMORE.
THIS IS ABOUT BEING ABLETO HOLD BAD FILMMAKERSRESPONSIBLE.
THIS IS LIKE WHEN WE GOT OURMONEY BACK FOR "BASEKETBALL".
Licking Mel Gibson's Balls
Cartman and Stan fight about "The Passion" over the phone without recognizing each other.
After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors.x CLOSE
Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event.x CLOSE
Kyle finally sees "The Passion" and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along.x CLOSE
When Stan gets challenged to a dance-off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete.x CLOSE
When Cartman dresses up like a robot to get Butters' innermost secrets, he gets in over his head. The army believes he's some new secret weapon, and Butters thinks he's found a new best friend.x CLOSE
Cartman goes out of his way to get the new neighbor "Mr. Jefferson" to love him. Meanwhile, the South Park Police decide to take "Mr. Jefferson" down for being black and wealthy.x CLOSE
Humans from the future arrive in South Park through a time portal, looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, they learn the time immigrants have taken all the jobs.x CLOSE
PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, forcing the student body to vote for a new mascot.x CLOSE
When a giant Wall-Mart comes to South Park, Stan and Kyle must to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore...all while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.x CLOSE
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a dark secret since pre-school. Now Trent Boyett is getting out of juvie and his first order of business is revenge.x CLOSE
Cartman and Kyle about the Passion.x CLOSE
Stan and Kenny hate "The Passion" and want their money back.x CLOSE
Stan and Kenny escape from Mel Gibson's house with their eighteen dollars.x CLOSE
Kyle watches in horror as Jesus suffers onscreen.x CLOSE
Kyle admits that Cartman was right about the Jews.x CLOSE
Kyle has a nightmare about "The Passion."x CLOSE
Cartman and Stan fight about "The Passion" over the phone without recognizing each other.x CLOSE
Cartman, dressed as Hitler, hails himself in the mirror while screaming in German.x CLOSE
Everyone is excited about the first meeting of The Mel Gibson Fan Club.x CLOSE
Stan and Kenny meet Mel Gibson.x CLOSE