( doorbell rings )
MOM, DOORBELL !!
( ding-dong )
MOM ANSWER THE DOOR !!!
( ding-dong )
GODDAMN IT,LAZY-ASS WHORE.
YOU WERE RIGHT...
YOU WERERIGHT ALL ALONG.
I THOUGHT YOUWERE JUST AN ASSHOLE
WHEN YOU RIPPED ON JEWS,BUT -- I DIDN'T KNOW-
I DIDN'T KNOW !
IT'S OKAY KYLE.
IT'S OKAY... JUST
SAY THATFIRST PART AGAIN ?
YOU WERE RIGHT ?
MMM, ONE MORE TIME, KYLE ?
YOU WERE RIGHT.
I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR ALL THEBLESSINGS YOU HAVE BROUGHT ME.
YOU HAVE SHOWN ME THE WAY SOMANY TIMES IN THE PAST, AND...
NOW YOU ARE MAKINGALL MY DREAMS COME TRUE.
YOU GIVE ME STRENGTHWHERE THERE IS DOUBT.
AND I PRAISE YOUFOR ALL YOU HAVE DONE.
ONLY YOU, MEL GIBSON, HAVE HADTHE WISDOM AND THE COURAGE
TO SHOW THE WORLD THE TRUTH.
FROM THIS DAY FORWARD,
I WILL DEDICATE MY LIFETO MAKING SURE
YOUR FILM IS SEENBY EVERYONE.
I WILL ORGANIZE THE MASSES SOTHAT WE MAY DO THY BIDDING.
HAIL, MEL GIBSON.
Hail Mel Gibson, Amen
Kyle admits that Cartman was right about the Jews.
Cartman and Kyle about the Passion.x CLOSE
Stan and Kenny hate "The Passion" and want their money back.x CLOSE
Stan and Kenny escape from Mel Gibson's house with their eighteen dollars.x CLOSE
Kyle watches in horror as Jesus suffers onscreen.x CLOSE
Kyle admits that Cartman was right about the Jews.x CLOSE
Kyle has a nightmare about "The Passion."x CLOSE
Cartman and Stan fight about "The Passion" over the phone without recognizing each other.x CLOSE
Cartman, dressed as Hitler, hails himself in the mirror while screaming in German.x CLOSE
Everyone is excited about the first meeting of The Mel Gibson Fan Club.x CLOSE
Stan and Kenny meet Mel Gibson.x CLOSE