THIS IS AN"R" RATED MOVIE.
YEAH, I KNOW, BUT--
BUT - BECAUSE THIS ISSUCH AN IMPORTANT FILM
THAT ACCURATELY DEPICTS THESELFLESS ACTS OF JESUS CHRIST
I'LL LET YOUIN TO SEE IT.
( music builds )
HAAKA BA SHTOOD, CHRISTO.
BELAKA BE SHTADD.
( screaming )
( whips snapping )
HOW COULD THE JEWSDO THAT TO JESUS ?
PRETTY BRUTALISN'T IT ?
KINDA MAKES YOU WANT TOCHANGE YOUR LIFE, HUH ?
Kyle Sees The Passion
Kyle watches in horror as Jesus suffers onscreen.
Cartman and Kyle about the Passion.x CLOSE
Stan and Kenny hate "The Passion" and want their money back.x CLOSE
Stan and Kenny escape from Mel Gibson's house with their eighteen dollars.x CLOSE
Kyle watches in horror as Jesus suffers onscreen.x CLOSE
Kyle admits that Cartman was right about the Jews.x CLOSE
Kyle has a nightmare about "The Passion."x CLOSE
Cartman and Stan fight about "The Passion" over the phone without recognizing each other.x CLOSE
Cartman, dressed as Hitler, hails himself in the mirror while screaming in German.x CLOSE
Everyone is excited about the first meeting of The Mel Gibson Fan Club.x CLOSE
Stan and Kenny meet Mel Gibson.x CLOSE