( applause, cheers )
WELCOME EVERYONE TO THE2004 SPECIAL OLYMPICS !
( louder cheering )
WE WILL BE HOLDING VARIOUSCOMPETITIONS THROUGHOUT THE DAY,
AND AT THE END OF IT ALLWE WILL HAVE
SOME VERY SPECIALCELEBRITY ATHLETES HERE
TO PRESENT THE TROPHYFOR TOP ATHLETE
ALONG WITH A CASH PRIZEOF $1,000.
TOP ATHLETE-- YEAH.
SO LET'S HAVE ALL OURATHLETES REPORT
TO THEIR FIRSTASSIGNED EVENTS AND...
LET THE GAMES BEGIN !
( announcer over PA )Will those athletes
in heat 1 of the100-meter dash,
please report totrack area B.
OKAY, RACERS,ARE WE READY ?
TAKE YOUR MARKS !
DUUHHH !DERRRRR !
ON YOUR MARKS--GET SET--
( gunshot )
( gasping )
WHAT THE HELL !
( gasping,spluttering )
GREAT JOB, EVERYONE !
YOU THREE ADVANCETO THE NEXT HEAT.
ALL RIGHT !WE DID IT !
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The Games Begin
Cartman loses his first event.
Jimmy is persuaded to take steroids as a shortcut.x CLOSE
Kyle confronts Eric about his actions.x CLOSE
Jimmy learns that cheating is wrong.x CLOSE
The boys agree to cheer for Timmy and Jimmy at the Special Olympics.x CLOSE
Cartman wants to pretend to have a disability so he can win the Special Olympics.x CLOSE
Cartman researches the handicapped.x CLOSE
Jimmy's almost caught juicing in his room.x CLOSE
Cartman needs a parent to sign up for the Special Olympics.x CLOSE
Cartman convinces his mom to sign him up for the Special Olympics.x CLOSE
Timmy discovers Jimmy's bag of steroids.x CLOSE