BEEP BEEP !
YOU GUYS !YOU GUYS !
I HAVE THE BESTIDEA EVER !
I'M GONNABE RICH !
DUDE, I WAS LOOKING AT THESPECIAL OLYMPICS BROCHURE
AND CHECK THIS( bleep ) OUT:
"AT THE END OFTHE SPECIAL OLYMPICS
"A 'GRAND CHAMPIONSPECIAL ATHLETE' IS CROWNED
AND GIVEN A CASH PRIZEOF $1,000" !
SO DUDE,THINK ABOUT IT.
IF SOMEBODY JUST PRETENDEDTO BE MENTALLY HANDICAPPED,
THEY COULD EASILYWIN THE COMPETITION
AND GET THETHOUSAND BUCKS !
OH, NO,CARTMAN, NO !
IT'S FLAWLESS !
I'LL ACT LIKE I HAVEA DISABILITY,
AND WHEN THE TIMECOMES TO COMPETE
I'LL KICK ASS AGAINSTALL THE HANDICAPPED !
THAT'S REALLY, REALLYTERRIBLE, DUDE.
WHATEVER, YOU GUYS' BRAINSJUST CAN'T COMPUTE
COMPLEX PLANSLIKE MINE CAN.
IT'LL WORK, YOU'LL SEE.
CARTMAN, I WILL NOTSTAND BY AND LET YOU
CHEAT YOUR WAY TO WINNINGTHE SPECIAL OLYMPICS !
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, KYLE,TELL ON ME ?
THEN YOU'LL BEA GREAT BIG, NO GOOD
DOUBLE-FACED POOPY PANTSTATTLETALE.
IS THAT REALLY HOW YOUDEAL WITH YOUR PROBLEMS ?
GROW UP, KYLE.
Cartman's Special Plan
Cartman wants to pretend to have a disability so he can win the Special Olympics.
Jimmy is persuaded to take steroids as a shortcut.x CLOSE
Kyle confronts Eric about his actions.x CLOSE
Jimmy learns that cheating is wrong.x CLOSE
The boys agree to cheer for Timmy and Jimmy at the Special Olympics.x CLOSE
Cartman wants to pretend to have a disability so he can win the Special Olympics.x CLOSE
Cartman researches the handicapped.x CLOSE
Jimmy's almost caught juicing in his room.x CLOSE
Cartman needs a parent to sign up for the Special Olympics.x CLOSE
Cartman convinces his mom to sign him up for the Special Olympics.x CLOSE
Timmy discovers Jimmy's bag of steroids.x CLOSE