( giggling )
( pop ! )
STOP IT, CARTMAN !
THAT'S SO FUNNY.
GODDAMMIT, CARTMAN !
STOP THROWING THOSESTUPID POPPY THINGS AT ME !
( cackling )
COME ON ANDTAKE A LOOK, FOLKS.
WE'VE GOT A LOT OF KNIVESFOR SALE HERE.
OH MY GOD-- LOOK !
"MARTIAL ARTS WEAPONSFROM THE FAR EAST."
DUDE, WE SHOULD EACHBUY A WEAPON
AND THEN WE'LL BELIKE NINJAS !
YEAH, WE WON'T HAVE TOTAKE CRAP FROM ANYBODY !
OUR PARENTS WON'T LET USHAVE WEAPONS, DUDE.
WHO'S GONNATELL THEM, DUMBASS ?
YEAH, DUDE, OURPARENTS ARE GONNA BE
AT THIS STUPID FAIR,THEY'LL NEVER KNOW.
I'LL GET THE TONFAS,THOSE ARE SWEET !
I'M GONNA GET THOSEKILLER SAI.
( Cartman )LOOK, KENNY !
THERE'S SOMETHINGEVEN YOU CAN AFFORD--
A NINJA SHURIKEN FORA DOLLAR NINETY-NINE.
MMM-KIN' AWESOME !
CAN I HELP YOU BOYS ?
YEAH, WE WANNA GET ONE OF EACHOF THESE NINJA WEAPONS.
OKAY, YOU NEED TOHAVE YOUR PARENTS HERE
WHEN YOU BUY THEM, THOUGH.
I CAN'T SELL TO ANYONE UNDER 18WITHOUT PARENTS' PERMISSION.
OH GOD !AHHHH !
WHAT'S THE MATTER ?
( wailing )
WE'RE BROTHERS,SEE, AND
OUR PARENTS DIED INA CAR ACCIDENT LAST YEAR.
WHY ?!WHY ?!
WHY DID YOU HAVE TOTAKE THEM BOTH ?!
( all sobbing )
WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE TOKEEP REMINDING US
OF WHAT WE DON'T HAVE ?
IT'S ALL RIGHT, BOYS,DON'T CRY !
I'LL JUST GO PACK THESE UPFOR YOU, OKAY ?
GODDAMN, THAT'S LIKE THETWELFTH TIME THAT'S WORKED.
The boys lie to get dangerous weapons.
After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors.x CLOSE
Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event.x CLOSE
Kyle finally sees "The Passion" and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along.x CLOSE
When Stan gets challenged to a dance-off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete.x CLOSE
When Cartman dresses up like a robot to get Butters' innermost secrets, he gets in over his head. The army believes he's some new secret weapon, and Butters thinks he's found a new best friend.x CLOSE
Cartman goes out of his way to get the new neighbor "Mr. Jefferson" to love him. Meanwhile, the South Park Police decide to take "Mr. Jefferson" down for being black and wealthy.x CLOSE
Humans from the future arrive in South Park through a time portal, looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, they learn the time immigrants have taken all the jobs.x CLOSE
PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, forcing the student body to vote for a new mascot.x CLOSE
When a giant Wall-Mart comes to South Park, Stan and Kyle must to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore...all while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.x CLOSE
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a dark secret since pre-school. Now Trent Boyett is getting out of juvie and his first order of business is revenge.x CLOSE
Kenny throws a ninja star into Butters' eye.x CLOSE
The Ninjas battle in the alley.x CLOSE
The town sees through Cartman's power of invisibility .x CLOSE
The boys lie to get dangerous weapons.x CLOSE
The boys are transformed into Japanese Anime Warriors.x CLOSE
The boys show off their new weapons.x CLOSE
The boys don't let Butters play with them.x CLOSE
Butters transforms into Professor Chaos.x CLOSE
The boys try to avoid getting in trouble for wounding Butters.x CLOSE
The boys make Butters a dog.x CLOSE