( telephone ringing )
THANKS FOR CALLING RAISINS,THIS IS PORSCHE,
HAVE YOU TRIEDOUR DOUBLE WHAMMY WINGS ?
HI, IS LEXUS THERE,PLEASE ?
THIS IS HER BOYFRIEND.
THANKS FOR CALLING RAISINS,THIS IS LEXUS !
HEY, LEXUS !
HI, SWEETIE,WHO'S THIS ?
IT'S ME, BUTTERS !
OH, OKAY,HI, CUTIE !
HEY, SWEETIE !SO HOW ARE YOU, HONEY ?
I'M FINE,I MISS YOU, THOUGH.
YEAH, SCHOOL WAS PRETTYTOUGH TODAY.
WE HAD TWO QUIZZESAND ONE OF THEM WAS A POP QUIZ.
Sometimes I think our classesare too hard.
BUT I THOUGHT ABOUTYOU ALL DAY LONG, I PROMISE !
SO HOW IS YOURDAY GOING ?
HEY, HEY, SWEETIE, I WASTHINKING TONIGHT YOU COULD
COME OVER AND WE COULD WATCH"THE EXORCIST" ON D.V.D. !
OH, GEE,I DON'T KNOW, CUTIE.
WHY DON'T YOU JUST COME DOWNTO RAISINS.
WELL, I KIND OFDON'T HAVE ANY MONEY LEFT.
I SPENT IT ALL AT RAISINSTHE LAST SIX TIMES.
OOH, THAT'S TOO BAD, CUTIE,I REALLY WANT TO SEE YOU !
OH, I REALLY WANT TO SEEYOU TOO, BABY !
DON'T WORRY,I'LL GET MORE MONEY !
'KAY, TIGGERS, GOTTA RUN !
OKAY,UH, HEY, LEXUS...
WELL, THERE'S SOMETHING I'VEBEEN MEANING TO SAY...
HERE IT GOES...
LEXUS, I... OH GEEZ, MAYBE ISHOULDN'T SAY IT...
NO, WAIT,I WANT TO SAY IT...
I LOVE YOU !
HEE HEE !OH MY GOSH !
DAD, I NEED AN ADVANCEON MY ALLOWANCE AGAIN.
OH, NO, BUTTERS, YOU GOTAN ADVANCE TWO DAYS AGO.
BUT I SPENT IT ALL !
WHAT ARE YOU SPENDING ALLTHAT MONEY ON, BUTTERS ?
ON MY GIRLFRIEND !
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND,BUTTERS ?
AND SHE'S A GIRL,RIGHT ?
WELL, ALL RIGHT !GOOD FOR YOU, BUTTERS !
OH, THAT IS SO CUTE !
WHEN DO WE GETTO MEET HER ?
WELL, I WAS HOPING TO GO SEE HERRIGHT NOW, YOU CAN COME ALONG,
BUT DON'TEMBARRASS ME OR NOTHING,
I'M SURE SHE'LL BE REAL NERVOUSTO IMPRESS YOU.
DON'T WORRY, BUTTERS,
WE JUST WANT TO SAY HI AND THENWE'LL LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE !
YOU SEE, I TOLD YOUHE WOULDN'T TURN OUT GAY !
ALL RIGHT, YOU WIN.
Butters Needs an Advance
Butters is running low on cash for his "girlfriend."
The impact is worldwide when the visitors return to South Park and the boys discover that Earth is one big intergalactic reality show.x CLOSE
When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang.x CLOSE
After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out.x CLOSE
When the boys join protesters to get out of school for a day, they find themselves in the middle of two opposing sides of the war issue.x CLOSE
The real Jenny From the Block is enraged when one of Cartman's body parts becomes too famous for its own good.x CLOSE
After starting their own South Park detective agency, the boys are officially named junior deputies by the police department.x CLOSE
Forced off their land by the owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino, the boys rally South Park to fight the rich and powerful Indians.x CLOSE
The boys are hot to be gay once the metrosexual craze hits South Park, and Mr. Garrison accuses the Queer Eye guys of selling out.x CLOSE
Cartman hits the top of the charts with his own Christian rock band, and the boys get arrested for downloading music on the Internet.x CLOSE
After South Park's senior citizens mow down a few farmers' markets, the boys decide to take action against the older generation.x CLOSE
Stan can't face the world without the only girl he's ever loved.x CLOSE
Butters finds his dream girl at Raisins.x CLOSE
Butters and Lexus "break up."x CLOSE
Wendy breaks up with Stan.x CLOSE
Stan tries to win Wendy back with a romantic gesture, but finds her with Token.x CLOSE
Butters shows up at Raisins with a present for his new love.x CLOSE
Stan decides to join the Goth Kids.x CLOSE
Mercedes gives the new Raisins girl pointers on how to get the big tips.x CLOSE
Stan's poems about pain aren't Goth enough.x CLOSE
Butters is running low on cash for his "girlfriend."x CLOSE