( man )ALL RIGHT, KIDS, OUT ON THE GYMFLOOR FOR P.E. CLASS !
COME ON STAN, WE'REGONNA TO PLAY DODGE BALL.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
SHE'S IN LOVEWITH SOMEBODY ELSE.
DUDE, YOU NEED TOSNAP OUT OF THIS !
SO WENDY LEFT YOU FOR TOKEN, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO,
JUST BE MISERABLEYOUR WHOLE LIFE ?
THERE'S NOTHING ELSEI CAN DO,
SHE WAS MY WHOLE LIFE.
OH, COME ON, DUDE !
ALL YOU'VE DONE FOR THE LASTFOUR DAYS IS MOPE AROUND !
YOU MIGHT AS WELL GOHANG OUT WITH THOSE GOTH KIDS,
WHO DRESS IN BLACK AND TALKABOUT PAIN ALL THE TIME !
MAYBE I SHOULD, AT LEASTTHEY WOULD UNDERSTAND ME.
MAYBE I SHOULD GO HANGWITH THE GOTH KIDS.
LIFE IS PAIN,LIFE IS ONLY PAIN.
WE'RE ALL TAUGHT TO BELIEVE INHAPPY, FAIRY TALE ENDINGS,
BUT THEREIS ONLY BLACKNESS.
DARK, DEPRESSING LONELINESSTHAT EATS AT YOUR SOUL.
WHO NEEDS THATKEN AND BARBIE LOVE, ANYWAY ?
EVERYONE'S JUST WALKING AROUNDLIKE A BUNCH OF CONFORMISTS.
GO AHEAD AND WEARYOUR BUSINESS SUITS,
SO YOU CAN MAKE $34,0000 A YEARAND BUY YOUR CONDOMINIUM.
THEY'RE LIKE ZOMBIES,RACING TO THEIR GRAVES.
LOVE DIDN'T WORK FORMY MOM AND DAD,
WHY SHOULDIT WORK FOR ME ?
MY DAD IS SUCH AN ASSHOLE,
DRUNKEN BASTARD DOESN'T EVENKNOW I EXIST,
BUT THEN HE WON'T LET MEGO TO THE SKINNY PUPPY CONCERT
BECAUSE MY HEROIN ADDICT AUNTIS COMING OVER FOR DINNER.
DINNER ?THAT'S A LAUGH,
JUST AN EXCUSE FOR MY MOMTO BITCH AT ME
FOR NOT WEARING GIRLY CLOTHES
LIKE ALL THE BRITNEY SPEARSWANNABES AT THIS SCHOOL.
THEY'RE ALL A BUNCH OFNAZI CONFORMIST CHEERLEADERS.
BUT IF LIFE IS ONLY PAIN,
THEN, WHAT'S THE POINTOF LIVING ?
JUST TO MAKE LIFE MOREMISERABLE FOR THE CONFORMISTS.
ALL RIGHT, SO HOWDO I JOIN YOU ?
IF YOU WANT TO BE ONE OF THENON-CONFORMISTS,
ALL YOU HAVE TO DOIS DRESS JUST LIKE US
AND LISTEN TO THE SAME MUSICWE DO.
The Goth Kids
Stan decides to join the Goth Kids.
The impact is worldwide when the visitors return to South Park and the boys discover that Earth is one big intergalactic reality show.x CLOSE
When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang.x CLOSE
After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out.x CLOSE
When the boys join protesters to get out of school for a day, they find themselves in the middle of two opposing sides of the war issue.x CLOSE
The real Jenny From the Block is enraged when one of Cartman's body parts becomes too famous for its own good.x CLOSE
After starting their own South Park detective agency, the boys are officially named junior deputies by the police department.x CLOSE
Forced off their land by the owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino, the boys rally South Park to fight the rich and powerful Indians.x CLOSE
The boys are hot to be gay once the metrosexual craze hits South Park, and Mr. Garrison accuses the Queer Eye guys of selling out.x CLOSE
Cartman hits the top of the charts with his own Christian rock band, and the boys get arrested for downloading music on the Internet.x CLOSE
After South Park's senior citizens mow down a few farmers' markets, the boys decide to take action against the older generation.x CLOSE
Stan can't face the world without the only girl he's ever loved.x CLOSE
Butters finds his dream girl at Raisins.x CLOSE
Butters and Lexus "break up."x CLOSE
Wendy breaks up with Stan.x CLOSE
Stan tries to win Wendy back with a romantic gesture, but finds her with Token.x CLOSE
Butters shows up at Raisins with a present for his new love.x CLOSE
Stan decides to join the Goth Kids.x CLOSE
Mercedes gives the new Raisins girl pointers on how to get the big tips.x CLOSE
Stan's poems about pain aren't Goth enough.x CLOSE
Butters is running low on cash for his "girlfriend."x CLOSE