GIVE US THE CHILD !
WE WILL NOT !
THERE, YOU SEE THAT ?
THE TOBACCO COMPANYWON'T GIVE US THE KID !
AND DO YOU KNOW WHY ?
BECAUSE THEY KNOW THATIF THEY GIVE US THAT KID
THEN WE'LL KILL HIM !
AND WHEN OUR COMMERCIALGOES ON THE AIR
IT WILL LOSE THEMBUSINESS !
YEAH !THAT'S RIGHT !
( Mr. Mackey )WAIT A MINUTE-- WHAT ?
YEAH, WHEN WE KILL THE KID,PEOPLE ARE GONNA THINK
IT'S BECAUSE OFSECONDHAND SMOKE,
AND THEN THESE BASTARDSAREN'T GONNA MAKE MONEY,
AND THEY KNOW IT !
WHAT THE HELL ISWRONG WITH YOU ?
THAT'S NOT RIGHT.
OH GOD DAMMIT, DO I HAVE TOEXPLAIN THIS AGAIN ?
SMOKING IS BAD, PEOPLE !
SO IF WE HAVE TO BE A LITTLEEXTREME TO STOP IT, IT'S OKAY !
NO, IT ISN'T,YOU FAT TURD !
BECAUSE I'VE LEARNEDSOMETHING TODAY.
YOU JUST HATE--SEE ? I KNEW IT.
YOU JUST HATE SMOKING
SO YOU USE ALL YOURMONEY AND POWER
TO FORCE OTHERSTO THINK LIKE YOU,
AND THAT'S CALLED FASCISM,YOU TUBBY ASSHOLE !
GOD DAMMIT, THERE WILLBE NO MORE SMOKING !
IT WASN'T THE TOBACCO COMPANY'SFAULT THAT WE SMOKED.
IT WAS OUR FAULT, US.
WE SHOULD ALL TAKEPERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY
INSTEAD OF LETTING FAT FASCISTSLIKE HIM TELL US WHAT TO DO !
YOU'RE RIGHT, BOYS,M'KAY !
YEAH, LET SMOKERS SMOKE !
YEAH !THAT'S RIGHT !
HEY, MR. REINER !
WHY DON'T YOU--BUTT OUT !
( laughter )
I'M WARNING YOU !
DON'T MESS WITHANTI-SMOKING GROUPS !
I DON'T IDOLIZE YOUANYMORE, ASSHOLE !
MY GOO !
MY PRECIOUS GOO !
SO KYLE, IT WASN'TTHE TOBACCO COMPANY
THAT MADE YOUWANT TO SMOKE ?
WELL THEN, YOU AREGROUNDED, MISTER !
YOU TOO, ERIC.
AWW, AWWWW !
WELL, I GUESS WELEARNED OUR LESSON.
NO, WEDIDN'T DUDE...
NO, WE DIDN'T.
The people discover Rob Reiner's plan to kill Cartman for his anti-smoking campaign.
The impact is worldwide when the visitors return to South Park and the boys discover that Earth is one big intergalactic reality show.x CLOSE
When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang.x CLOSE
After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out.x CLOSE
When the boys join protesters to get out of school for a day, they find themselves in the middle of two opposing sides of the war issue.x CLOSE
The real Jenny From the Block is enraged when one of Cartman's body parts becomes too famous for its own good.x CLOSE
After starting their own South Park detective agency, the boys are officially named junior deputies by the police department.x CLOSE
Forced off their land by the owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino, the boys rally South Park to fight the rich and powerful Indians.x CLOSE
The boys are hot to be gay once the metrosexual craze hits South Park, and Mr. Garrison accuses the Queer Eye guys of selling out.x CLOSE
Cartman hits the top of the charts with his own Christian rock band, and the boys get arrested for downloading music on the Internet.x CLOSE
After South Park's senior citizens mow down a few farmers' markets, the boys decide to take action against the older generation.x CLOSE
The motivational group "Butt Out" visits South Park Elementary to warn the kids about smoking.x CLOSE
The boys take up smoking and accidentally burn down the school.x CLOSE
The boys get a tour of the Big Tobacco Co.x CLOSE
Rob Reiner declares war on the tobacco companies of America.x CLOSE
Kyle wants to come clean about why they tried smoking before things get out of hand.x CLOSE
Rob Reiner is shocked that smoking is still legal in Colorado bars.x CLOSE
Cartman wants to do an anti-smoking commercial for his new hero, Rob Reiner.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to barricade Kyle in his room so that he won't try to be in Rob Reiner's commercial.x CLOSE
Rob Reiner wants to use Cartman's dead body as a symbol for anti-smoking.x CLOSE
Cartman escapes Rob Reiner and wants to go to the Big Tobacco Co. for help.x CLOSE