WHAT ARE YOUDOING, CARTMAN ?
THEY'RE GOING TOKILL ME !
WHO'S GOING TOKILL YOU ?
THE ANTI-SMOKING PEOPLE !
THEY HAD ME SAY I DIEDFROM SECONDHAND SMOKE
AND NOW THEY WANT TO SACRIFICEME TO MAKE IT LOOK REAL !
THEY'LL STOP AT NOTHING !
WELL, GET AWAYFROM US THEN !
YEAH, DUDE, DON'TGET US KILLED TOO !
YOU GUYS HAVE TOHELP ME !
NO, DUDE, GET AWAY !
PLEASE YOU GUYS, I DON'TKNOW WHAT TO DO !
STOP IT, CARTMAN,GO DIE ON YOUR OWN !
IF I GO, YOU GUYS GO !
THE ANTI-SMOKING PEOPLE ARETRYING TO KILL CARTMAN
AND HE WON'TSTAY AWAY FROM US !
DON'T BE RIDICULOUS, BOYS.
THE ANTI-SMOKING PEOPLE AREKIND, CARING AND INTELLIGENT.
YOUR HEADS HAVE JUSTBEEN CORRUPTED
BY THE LIES OF THEBIG TOBACCO COMPANIES.
HEY, MAYBE THAT'S IT,YOU GUYS.
MAYBE THE TOBACCO COMPANYCAN HELP US !
HELP YOU, FATASS !
WE WEREN'T IN THECOMMERCIAL, REMEMBER ?
YEAH, GO TO THETOBACCO COMPANY YOURSELF.
WELL, THAT'S FINE !
I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE MYFRIENDS BUT I GUESS I WAS WRONG.
YEAH, DUDE, YOU WERETOTALLY WRONG.
YOU GUYS, I AM SERIOUSLYGETTING PISSED OFF NOW !
NOW COME ON, WE'RE GOING TOTHE TOBACCO COMPANY !
OH, ALL RIGHT !
WHAT WE REALLY SHOULD DO ISGO TO OUR PARENTS RIGHT NOW
AND TAKE RESPONSIBILITYFOR SMOKING OURSELVES.
EVEN IF IT MEANSGETTING GROUNDED.
BECAUSE, IF WE GO TOTHE TOBACCO COMPANY
I KNOW EXACTLYWHAT'LL HAPPEN !
THEY'LL TAKE US IN,
AND THEN ROB REINERWILL SHOW UP
WITH ALL THE TOWNSPEOPLEHOLDING TORCHES OR SOMETHING
AND THERE'LL BEA BIG SHOWDOWN
UNTIL WE TALK ABOUTWHAT WE LEARNED
AND CHANGEEVERYONE'S MINDS.
THIS IS ALL FOLLOWINGA FORMULA !
SO IT'S EITHERDEAL WITH ALL THAT
OR BE GROUNDEDFOR THREE WEEKS.
Big Tobacco's Help
Cartman escapes Rob Reiner and wants to go to the Big Tobacco Co. for help.
The impact is worldwide when the visitors return to South Park and the boys discover that Earth is one big intergalactic reality show.x CLOSE
When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang.x CLOSE
After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out.x CLOSE
When the boys join protesters to get out of school for a day, they find themselves in the middle of two opposing sides of the war issue.x CLOSE
The real Jenny From the Block is enraged when one of Cartman's body parts becomes too famous for its own good.x CLOSE
After starting their own South Park detective agency, the boys are officially named junior deputies by the police department.x CLOSE
Forced off their land by the owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino, the boys rally South Park to fight the rich and powerful Indians.x CLOSE
The boys are hot to be gay once the metrosexual craze hits South Park, and Mr. Garrison accuses the Queer Eye guys of selling out.x CLOSE
Cartman hits the top of the charts with his own Christian rock band, and the boys get arrested for downloading music on the Internet.x CLOSE
After South Park's senior citizens mow down a few farmers' markets, the boys decide to take action against the older generation.x CLOSE
The motivational group "Butt Out" visits South Park Elementary to warn the kids about smoking.x CLOSE
The boys take up smoking and accidentally burn down the school.x CLOSE
The boys get a tour of the Big Tobacco Co.x CLOSE
Rob Reiner declares war on the tobacco companies of America.x CLOSE
Kyle wants to come clean about why they tried smoking before things get out of hand.x CLOSE
Rob Reiner is shocked that smoking is still legal in Colorado bars.x CLOSE
Cartman wants to do an anti-smoking commercial for his new hero, Rob Reiner.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to barricade Kyle in his room so that he won't try to be in Rob Reiner's commercial.x CLOSE
Rob Reiner wants to use Cartman's dead body as a symbol for anti-smoking.x CLOSE
Cartman escapes Rob Reiner and wants to go to the Big Tobacco Co. for help.x CLOSE