ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS JUSTREAD THE WORDS
ON THE TELEPROMPTER, HERE.
( laughing )OKAY !
LET'S SEE HOW THE TOBACCOCOMPANIES DEAL WITH THIS !
ALL RIGHT,ROLL CAMERA !
ROLL THE TELEPROMPTER.
AND WHENEVERYOU'RE READY, ERIC.
( giggling )OKAY, OKAY.
( takes a deep breath )
YOU KNOW, SOME PEOPLE SAYTHERE'S NO PROOF
THAT SECONDHAND SMOKE KILLS.
THE TOBACCO COMPANIES SAYTHERE'S NO PROOF
THAT SECONDHAND SMOKEKILLS.
I'VE JUST BEEN DIAGNOSEDWITH TERMINAL LUNG CANCER.
I GUESS...I'M THE PROOF.
THE NEXT TIMEYOU WANT TO BELIEVE
THAT SECONDHAND SMOKEDOESN'T KILL,
THINK ABOUT ME.
BECAUSE BY THE TIMEYOU SEE THIS COMMERCIAL
I'LL BE DEAD.
AND CUT !
GREAT, WE GOT IT !
WRAP UP, PEOPLE,THAT WAS FANTASTIC !
WHAT-- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN,I'LL BE DEAD ?
HEY, WHAT WAS THATDEAD PART ?
THAT WAS VERY GOOD,ERIC.
HERE, EAT THIS CUPCAKE.
UH... NO THANKS,I'M NOT HUNGRY.
BUT YOU ARE.
JUST EAT THIS ONECUPCAKE.
IT HAS SPRINKLES.
I'M NOT EATINGTHE CUPCAKE.
ERIC, DO YOU KNOW WHATA HERO IS ?
A HERO IS SOMEBODYWHO SACRIFICES HIMSELF
FOR THE GOOD OF OTHERS.
YOU CAN BEA HERO, ERIC.
ALL YOU HAVE TO DOIS EAT THE CUPCAKE.
JESUS CHRIST !
( panting )
Eat The Cupcake
Rob Reiner wants to use Cartman's dead body as a symbol for anti-smoking.
The motivational group "Butt Out" visits South Park Elementary to warn the kids about smoking.x CLOSE
The boys take up smoking and accidentally burn down the school.x CLOSE
The boys get a tour of the Big Tobacco Co.x CLOSE
Rob Reiner declares war on the tobacco companies of America.x CLOSE
Kyle wants to come clean about why they tried smoking before things get out of hand.x CLOSE
Rob Reiner is shocked that smoking is still legal in Colorado bars.x CLOSE
Cartman wants to do an anti-smoking commercial for his new hero, Rob Reiner.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to barricade Kyle in his room so that he won't try to be in Rob Reiner's commercial.x CLOSE
Rob Reiner wants to use Cartman's dead body as a symbol for anti-smoking.x CLOSE
Cartman escapes Rob Reiner and wants to go to the Big Tobacco Co. for help.x CLOSE