ALL RIGHT, KIDS, HERE'SWHAT WE'RE GONNA DO.

WE'RE GONNA SNEAK YOUINTO THE TOBACCO COMPANY

BY SAYING YOU KIDS WANTA TOUR FOR A SCHOOL PAPER.

ONCE YOU'RE INSIDE,I'M GONNA TAKE PHOTOS

AND THEN WE'LL PUBLISH THEM,SAYING THE TOBACCO COMPANY

INVITED YOU OVER TOSEDUCE YOU INTO SMOKING !

GOT IT ?!

GOT IT !

BUT-- ISN'T THATKIND OF LYING ?

WE'RE JUST LEVELING OUTTHE PLAYING FIELD.

THE TOBACCO COMPANIESLIE TO YOU

ABOUT THE DANGERSOF SMOKING.

IF WE'RE GONNATAKE THEM DOWN

WE'VE GOTTA LIERIGHT BACK !

( sniffing )

OH MY GOD !

( coughs )

( coughs louder )

EXCUSE ME !

YES ?

WOULD YOU MIND PUTTINGTHAT DEATH STICK OUT ?!

BUT, UH, THIS IS A BAR.

ISN'T SMOKING ILLEGALIN BARS HERE ?

NOT IN COLORADO.

OH MY GOD !

WHAT KIND OF BACKWARD,HICK STATE IS THIS ?!

LOOK, MAN, I WORK 14 HOURSA DAY AT THE SAW MILL.

I JUST GOT OFF WORKAND I NEED TO RELAX.

WELL, WHEN I RELAX,

I JUST GO TO MYVACATION HOUSE IN HAWAII !

I AIN'T GOT AVACATION HOUSE IN HAWAII.

YOUR VACATION HOUSEIN MEXICO THEN,

WHATEVER IT IS !

LOOK, YOU ARE PUTTING MY LIFEAND THESE BOYS' LIVES IN DANGER

BY SMOKING THAT IN HERE.

AND I AM NOT GONNATOLERATE IT !

I WILL END SMOKINGIN BARS IN COLORADO !

THERE WILL BENO MORE SMOKING !

ISN'T HE AWESOME,YOU GUYS ?

WHAT ?!

DUDE, HE JUST GOES AROUNDIMPOSING HIS WILL ON PEOPLE.

HE'S MY IDOL.