ALL RIGHT, KIDS, HERE'SWHAT WE'RE GONNA DO.
WE'RE GONNA SNEAK YOUINTO THE TOBACCO COMPANY
BY SAYING YOU KIDS WANTA TOUR FOR A SCHOOL PAPER.
ONCE YOU'RE INSIDE,I'M GONNA TAKE PHOTOS
AND THEN WE'LL PUBLISH THEM,SAYING THE TOBACCO COMPANY
INVITED YOU OVER TOSEDUCE YOU INTO SMOKING !
GOT IT ?!
GOT IT !
BUT-- ISN'T THATKIND OF LYING ?
WE'RE JUST LEVELING OUTTHE PLAYING FIELD.
THE TOBACCO COMPANIESLIE TO YOU
ABOUT THE DANGERSOF SMOKING.
IF WE'RE GONNATAKE THEM DOWN
WE'VE GOTTA LIERIGHT BACK !
( sniffing )
OH MY GOD !
( coughs )
( coughs louder )
EXCUSE ME !
WOULD YOU MIND PUTTINGTHAT DEATH STICK OUT ?!
BUT, UH, THIS IS A BAR.
ISN'T SMOKING ILLEGALIN BARS HERE ?
NOT IN COLORADO.
OH MY GOD !
WHAT KIND OF BACKWARD,HICK STATE IS THIS ?!
LOOK, MAN, I WORK 14 HOURSA DAY AT THE SAW MILL.
I JUST GOT OFF WORKAND I NEED TO RELAX.
WELL, WHEN I RELAX,
I JUST GO TO MYVACATION HOUSE IN HAWAII !
I AIN'T GOT AVACATION HOUSE IN HAWAII.
YOUR VACATION HOUSEIN MEXICO THEN,
WHATEVER IT IS !
LOOK, YOU ARE PUTTING MY LIFEAND THESE BOYS' LIVES IN DANGER
BY SMOKING THAT IN HERE.
AND I AM NOT GONNATOLERATE IT !
I WILL END SMOKINGIN BARS IN COLORADO !
THERE WILL BENO MORE SMOKING !
ISN'T HE AWESOME,YOU GUYS ?
DUDE, HE JUST GOES AROUNDIMPOSING HIS WILL ON PEOPLE.
HE'S MY IDOL.
Backward Hick State
Rob Reiner is shocked that smoking is still legal in Colorado bars.
The impact is worldwide when the visitors return to South Park and the boys discover that Earth is one big intergalactic reality show.x CLOSE
When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang.x CLOSE
After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out.x CLOSE
When the boys join protesters to get out of school for a day, they find themselves in the middle of two opposing sides of the war issue.x CLOSE
The real Jenny From the Block is enraged when one of Cartman's body parts becomes too famous for its own good.x CLOSE
After starting their own South Park detective agency, the boys are officially named junior deputies by the police department.x CLOSE
Forced off their land by the owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino, the boys rally South Park to fight the rich and powerful Indians.x CLOSE
The boys are hot to be gay once the metrosexual craze hits South Park, and Mr. Garrison accuses the Queer Eye guys of selling out.x CLOSE
Cartman hits the top of the charts with his own Christian rock band, and the boys get arrested for downloading music on the Internet.x CLOSE
After South Park's senior citizens mow down a few farmers' markets, the boys decide to take action against the older generation.x CLOSE
The motivational group "Butt Out" visits South Park Elementary to warn the kids about smoking.x CLOSE
The boys take up smoking and accidentally burn down the school.x CLOSE
The boys get a tour of the Big Tobacco Co.x CLOSE
Rob Reiner declares war on the tobacco companies of America.x CLOSE
Kyle wants to come clean about why they tried smoking before things get out of hand.x CLOSE
Rob Reiner is shocked that smoking is still legal in Colorado bars.x CLOSE
Cartman wants to do an anti-smoking commercial for his new hero, Rob Reiner.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to barricade Kyle in his room so that he won't try to be in Rob Reiner's commercial.x CLOSE
Rob Reiner wants to use Cartman's dead body as a symbol for anti-smoking.x CLOSE
Cartman escapes Rob Reiner and wants to go to the Big Tobacco Co. for help.x CLOSE