YOU GUYS, MAYBE WE SHOULDCOME CLEAN RIGHT NOW
AND TELL EVERYONE THAT ITWASN'T THE TOBACCO COMPANIES
THAT MADE USWANT TO SMOKE.
WHY ?IT'S PERFECT !
IF EVERYONE'S BLAMINGTHE TOBACCO COMPANIES,
THEN NOBODY'SBLAMING US !
YEAH, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM ?
IT'S JUST THAT--
THIS SEEMS LIKE ANOTHERONE OF THOSE TIMES
WHEN THINGS ARE GONNA GETWAY OUT OF HAND, YOU KNOW ?
IT'S BEEN HAPPENINGA LOT LATELY.
HOW ABOUT THIS TIME WE JUSTPUT A STOP TO IT RIGHT NOW ?
DUMBASS,YOU DON'T WANT TO BE
GROUNDED FORTHREE WEEKS, DO YOU ?
YEAH, DON'T WORRY, DUDE,
THINGS AREN'T GONNAGET OUT OF HAND.
HERE HE COMES !
( straining )
BUTTER !BUTTER !
WHAT'D HE SAY ?
( crowd cheering )
( panting )
HELLO, SOUTH PARK !
IT IS SO NICE TO SEEAN ENTIRE TOWN COME TOGETHER
TO FIGHT FOR GOOD HEALTH !
AND I'M GONNAHELP YOU !
THESE POOR,INNOCENT CHILDREN
HAVE BEEN SEDUCED INTOSMOKING TOBACCO.
SO I SAY, WE FIGHT FIREWITH FIRE !
WE'RE GONNA USETHESE CHILDREN
TO BRING THE TOBACCOCOMPANY DOWN !
Welcome Rob Reiner
Kyle wants to come clean about why they tried smoking before things get out of hand.
The motivational group "Butt Out" visits South Park Elementary to warn the kids about smoking.x CLOSE
The boys take up smoking and accidentally burn down the school.x CLOSE
The boys get a tour of the Big Tobacco Co.x CLOSE
Rob Reiner declares war on the tobacco companies of America.x CLOSE
Kyle wants to come clean about why they tried smoking before things get out of hand.x CLOSE
Rob Reiner is shocked that smoking is still legal in Colorado bars.x CLOSE
Cartman wants to do an anti-smoking commercial for his new hero, Rob Reiner.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to barricade Kyle in his room so that he won't try to be in Rob Reiner's commercial.x CLOSE
Rob Reiner wants to use Cartman's dead body as a symbol for anti-smoking.x CLOSE
Cartman escapes Rob Reiner and wants to go to the Big Tobacco Co. for help.x CLOSE