I PUSHED A LAW FORHIGHER TAXES ON CIGARETTES,
I LOBBY TO GET IMAGESOF CIGARETTES
REMOVED FROM MOVIES AND ART,
I FORCE SMOKERSOUT OF BARS AND PARKS--
BUT STILL I GET LETTERSFROM PARENTS
SAYING THEIR KIDSARE DOING IT !
APPARENTLY, PEOPLESTILL DON'T UNDERSTAND
HOW BAD SMOKING ISFOR THEM !
DON'T THEY KNOW HOW DANGEROUSIT IS TO THEIR HEALTH ?!
DON'T THEY KNOW THE HAZARDOF SECONDHAND SMOKE ?!
ACCORDING TOTHE LETTER, SIR,
THE TOWN HAS A TOBACCOCOMPANY QUITE NEAR THEM.
YEAH, THAT MUST BE IT !
THE TOBACCO COMPANIES WITHTHEIR MILLIONS OF DOLLARS
AND THEIR SLICK DESKSAND FANCY BUILDINGS !
THEY'RE THE ONES MAKINGCHILDREN WANT TO SMOKE.
THEY'RE THE ONES HURTINGOUR NATION'S HEALTH !
I WILL NOT STAND BY ANDSEE THE CHILDREN OF AMERICA
CORRUPTED BYTHOSE BASTARDS !
THIS IS WAR !
Rob Reiner declares war on the tobacco companies of America.
The motivational group "Butt Out" visits South Park Elementary to warn the kids about smoking.x CLOSE
The boys take up smoking and accidentally burn down the school.x CLOSE
The boys get a tour of the Big Tobacco Co.x CLOSE
Rob Reiner declares war on the tobacco companies of America.x CLOSE
Kyle wants to come clean about why they tried smoking before things get out of hand.x CLOSE
Rob Reiner is shocked that smoking is still legal in Colorado bars.x CLOSE
Cartman wants to do an anti-smoking commercial for his new hero, Rob Reiner.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to barricade Kyle in his room so that he won't try to be in Rob Reiner's commercial.x CLOSE
Rob Reiner wants to use Cartman's dead body as a symbol for anti-smoking.x CLOSE
Cartman escapes Rob Reiner and wants to go to the Big Tobacco Co. for help.x CLOSE