( door opens )
( laughter from TV )
OH, HI, STAN.
HEY DAD, HOW COME YOU NEVERTOLD ME ABOUT JOSEPH SMITH ?
SHUT UP, TURD,WE'RE WATCHING "FRIENDS" !
THE GUY WHO SPOKE TOGOD AND JESUS.
WELL, STAN, GOD AND JESUSDON'T ACTUALLY SPEAK TO PEOPLE.
THAT'S NOT WHATTHE HARRISONS SAID.
WHO ARE THE HARRISONS ?
THE NEW PEOPLE THATMOVED IN DOWN THE STREET.
MR. HARRISON SAID THAT JOSEPHSMITH SPOKE TO GOD AND JESUS
AND THEY TOLD HIM NONE OFTHE RELIGIONS WERE RIGHT.
OH, DID HE NOW ?
WHAT ARE THEY,RELIGIOUS KOOKS ?
THEY'RE NOT KOOKS,THEY'RE COOL !
HOW COME WE NEVER HAVE A NIGHTWHERE WE DON'T WATCH ANY TV
AND WE JUST DO STUFF TOGETHERAND EAT AND DRINK ?
WE HAVE THAT, STAN,IT'S CALLED FRIDAY NIGHT KEGGER.
BUT THAT'S JUST YOUAND YOUR FRIENDS !
I SAID SHUT UP, TURD !
MR. HARRISON SAID THATI NEED TO BE FOLLOWING
HEAVENLY FATHER'S PLAN,
AND I DON'T EVEN KNOWWHAT THAT IS !
ALL RIGHT,THAT DOES IT.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING ?
I'M GONNA GO HAVE A TALKWITH THIS MR. HARRISON.
IF HE THINKS HE CANFILL MY SON'S HEAD
WITH WHACKO RELIGIOUS CRAP,HE'S WRONG !
RANDY, DON'T CAUSE TROUBLE.
LET ME HANDLE THIS, SHARON.
YOU GOTTA PUT THESE CULTPEOPLE IN THEIR PLACE
OR ELSE THEY NEVER STOP.
I'M GONNA GO KICKTHIS MR. HARRISON'S ASS !
THIS MR. HARRISON ISA WHITE GUY, RIGHT ?
YEAH, I'M GONNA GOKICK HIS ASS !
Randy Gets Fired Up
Stan's dad needs to put these new religious kooks in their place.
The impact is worldwide when the visitors return to South Park and the boys discover that Earth is one big intergalactic reality show.x CLOSE
When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang.x CLOSE
After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out.x CLOSE
When the boys join protesters to get out of school for a day, they find themselves in the middle of two opposing sides of the war issue.x CLOSE
The real Jenny From the Block is enraged when one of Cartman's body parts becomes too famous for its own good.x CLOSE
After starting their own South Park detective agency, the boys are officially named junior deputies by the police department.x CLOSE
Forced off their land by the owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino, the boys rally South Park to fight the rich and powerful Indians.x CLOSE
The boys are hot to be gay once the metrosexual craze hits South Park, and Mr. Garrison accuses the Queer Eye guys of selling out.x CLOSE
Cartman hits the top of the charts with his own Christian rock band, and the boys get arrested for downloading music on the Internet.x CLOSE
After South Park's senior citizens mow down a few farmers' markets, the boys decide to take action against the older generation.x CLOSE
Gary's dad starts to tell Stan the story of Joseph Smith, founder of Mormonism.x CLOSE
The Harrisons tell Randy about Joseph Smith.x CLOSE
Gary tells Stan how Joseph Smith wrote the Book of Mormon.x CLOSE
Gary, a transfer student from Utah, arrives in the boys' class.x CLOSE
Stan set out to kick Gary's ass and winds up with a dinner invitation.x CLOSE
Stan meets Gary's incredibly happy family.x CLOSE
Stan's dad needs to put these new religious kooks in their place.x CLOSE
The Harrisons welcome Randy with open arms.x CLOSE
Randy Marsh decides the family is converting to Mormonism.x CLOSE
Stan takes issue with the Joseph Smith story.x CLOSE