HI, KYLE !
THAT ISN'T IT,CARTMAN.
WHAT ISN'T IT ?
THAT'S NOT BEING NICE.
THAT'S JUST PUTTING ONA NICE SWEATER.
I DON'T UNDERSTANDTHE DIFFERENCE.
I KNOW YOU DON'T.
( school bell rings )
JIMMY !HEY JIMMY, WAIT UP !
DUDE, I NEED YOURADVICE ON SOMETHING.
WELL SURE, ERIC,
WHAT'S SEEMS TO BETHE P... PROBLEM ?
WELL, EVERYBODYLIKES YOU, JIMMY,
AND YOU SEEM TO BEREALLY GOOD WITH PEOPLE,
SO I WAS WONDERINGIF YOU COULD TELL ME,
HOW DO YOU ACT NICETO PEOPLE ?
WELL, THE BEST THING ISNOT TO ACT NICE, ERIC.
THE BEST THING IS TO BEGENUINELY NICE.
OKAY, SO HOW DO YOU ACTGENUINELY NICE TO PEOPLE ?
WELL, ERIC,PART OF BEING NICE
IS JUST MAKING PEOPLESMILE AND LAUGH.
THE BEST WAY TO DO THAT IS BYTELLING A F-FANTASTIC JOKE
OR A HUMOROUS ANECD-ANECD...ANECDOTE.
LIKE WHAT ?
WELL, LIKE TRY THIS ONEON FOR SIZE.
KNOCK, KNOCK.
WHO'S THERE ?
INGMAR BERGMAN.
NOW YOU SAYINGMAR BERGMAN WHO ?
OOF !
TAKE THAT, JIMMY !AND THAT !
DON'T YOU EVER TALK BADABOUT KYLE AGAIN !
KYLE IS MY FRIEND !
AND IF YOU SAY YOU HAD SEXWITH HIS MOM ONE MORE TIME
I'M GONNA REALLYLET YOU HAVE IT !
YOU HEAR ME ?!
OH, KYLE, HEY.
YOU REALLY THINK THATBEATING UP A HANDICAPPED KID
IS BEING NICE ?
HEY, KYLE !KNOCK KNOCK !
KNOCK KNOCK, KYLE !
Cartman Beats Up Jimmy
Casa Bonita s07e11
Cartman tries to act nice to Kyle by beating up Jimmy.

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