HI, KYLE !

THAT ISN'T IT,CARTMAN.

WHAT ISN'T IT ?

THAT'S NOT BEING NICE.

THAT'S JUST PUTTING ONA NICE SWEATER.

I DON'T UNDERSTANDTHE DIFFERENCE.

I KNOW YOU DON'T.

( school bell rings )

JIMMY !HEY JIMMY, WAIT UP !

DUDE, I NEED YOURADVICE ON SOMETHING.

WELL SURE, ERIC,

WHAT'S SEEMS TO BETHE P... PROBLEM ?

WELL, EVERYBODYLIKES YOU, JIMMY,

AND YOU SEEM TO BEREALLY GOOD WITH PEOPLE,

SO I WAS WONDERINGIF YOU COULD TELL ME,

HOW DO YOU ACT NICETO PEOPLE ?

WELL, THE BEST THING ISNOT TO ACT NICE, ERIC.

THE BEST THING IS TO BEGENUINELY NICE.

OKAY, SO HOW DO YOU ACTGENUINELY NICE TO PEOPLE ?

WELL, ERIC,PART OF BEING NICE

IS JUST MAKING PEOPLESMILE AND LAUGH.

THE BEST WAY TO DO THAT IS BYTELLING A F-FANTASTIC JOKE

OR A HUMOROUS ANECD-ANECD...ANECDOTE.

LIKE WHAT ?

WELL, LIKE TRY THIS ONEON FOR SIZE.

KNOCK, KNOCK.

WHO'S THERE ?

INGMAR BERGMAN.

NOW YOU SAYINGMAR BERGMAN WHO ?

OOF !

TAKE THAT, JIMMY !AND THAT !

DON'T YOU EVER TALK BADABOUT KYLE AGAIN !

KYLE IS MY FRIEND !

AND IF YOU SAY YOU HAD SEXWITH HIS MOM ONE MORE TIME

I'M GONNA REALLYLET YOU HAVE IT !

YOU HEAR ME ?!

OH, KYLE, HEY.

YOU REALLY THINK THATBEATING UP A HANDICAPPED KID

IS BEING NICE ?

HEY, KYLE !KNOCK KNOCK !

KNOCK KNOCK, KYLE !