AND GET READY TO MOVE !
WE'RE TAKING THIS WARFURTHER OUT !
ALL RIGHT !LET'S GO !
LOOK, BOB, I APPRECIATEWHAT THE A.A.R.P.
IS TRYING TO DO FOR US,
BUT ALL WE WANTIS OUR LICENSES BACK.
HAH ?HECK NO !
THIS IS GOING TOO WELL.
WE'RE GONNA TAKE THEWHOLE COUNTRY BACK,
WIPE OUT EVERYONEBELOW THE AGE OF 65 !
WIPE 'EM OUT ?
WHAT ARE YOU, SENILE ?!
COME ON, EVERYONE !
IT'S TIME TOPLAN PHASE 2 !
WHAT THE HECK ?
HAH ?WHAT IS THIS ?
IT'S SIX A.M., COUNTRY KITCHENSHOULD BE OPEN !
IT'S NOT OPEN ?HAS TO BE !
TRY A WINDOW !
THEY'RE BLOCKED FROMTHE INSIDE !
NO, LET US IN !LET US IN !
OPEN THE DOOR !
IT'S SIX A.M. !
IT'S SIX A.M. !
OPEN THE COUNTRYKITCHEN BUFFET !
YOU HAVE TOLET US IN !
ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE,AREA SECURE !
COLLECT THEIR WEAPONSAND FREE THE HOSTAGES.
THAT WAS A GREATSTRATEGY, BOYS,
YOU MAY VERY WELL HAVE SAVEDTHIS ENTIRE COUNTRY.
( yawning )
WHAT HAPPENED ?IS IT OVER ?
EVERYTHING IS FINE.
CONTROL OF THE TOWNIS BACK TO YOU FOLKS.
COUNTRY KITCHEN...WHAT HAPPENED ?
SIR, WHAT SHOULD WE DOWITH THIS ONE ?
IT'S UP TOTHE TOWNSPEOPLE.
WELL, I THINK HE LEARNEDHIS LESSON, HUH ?
DON'T YOU FEELSILLY NOW, DAD ?
I THINK SOMEBODY OWES USALL AN APOLOGY.
YES HE DOES.
OH, STOP IT, DAD !
THIS IS PARTLYYOUR FAULT !
LOOK, ALL GRANDPA WANTS IS NOTTO BE TALKED TO LIKE A CHILD.
I THINK HALF OF WHATHE WAS ANGRY ABOUT
WASN'T WHAT YOU WERE DOING,BUT HOW YOU WERE DOING IT.
AND GRANDPA,YOU SHOULD BE PROUD
THAT YOU MADE IT THOUGH LIFETO BE A SENIOR,
BUT YOU SHOULD ALSO REALIZE
THAT WHEN YOU GETBEHIND THE WHEEL
YOU'RE A KILLINGMACHINE.
I GUESS SOMETIMESUS SENIORS
NEED TO KNOWWHEN TO STOP DRIVING
SO WE DON'T PUT THERESPONSIBILITY ON OUR FAMILIES.
WELL, I THINK THIS HAS BEENA REAL LEARNING EXPERIENCE
FOR THE MARSH FAMILY.
PEOPLE DIED, BUT WE ALLGREW A LITTLE.
LET'S JUST GO HOME.
SURE, I'LL DRIVE.
( laughs )THAT'S OUR GRANDPA !
DUDE, I HATE MY FAMILY.
Country Kitchen Buffet
The elderly can't survive without the Country Kitchen Buffet.
The impact is worldwide when the visitors return to South Park and the boys discover that Earth is one big intergalactic reality show.x CLOSE
When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang.x CLOSE
After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out.x CLOSE
When the boys join protesters to get out of school for a day, they find themselves in the middle of two opposing sides of the war issue.x CLOSE
The real Jenny From the Block is enraged when one of Cartman's body parts becomes too famous for its own good.x CLOSE
After starting their own South Park detective agency, the boys are officially named junior deputies by the police department.x CLOSE
Forced off their land by the owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino, the boys rally South Park to fight the rich and powerful Indians.x CLOSE
The boys are hot to be gay once the metrosexual craze hits South Park, and Mr. Garrison accuses the Queer Eye guys of selling out.x CLOSE
Cartman hits the top of the charts with his own Christian rock band, and the boys get arrested for downloading music on the Internet.x CLOSE
After South Park's senior citizens mow down a few farmers' markets, the boys decide to take action against the older generation.x CLOSE
The Elderly Attack!x CLOSE
An elderly man kills people with his car.x CLOSE
Senior citizen drivers kill again.x CLOSE
South Park's elderly hold a meeting, but they can't remember why.x CLOSE
Randy warns the town that old people are driving.x CLOSE
South Park's elderly terrorize the boys with their terrible driving.x CLOSE
Senior Citizens hand their driver's licenses in to the DMV.x CLOSE
Grandpa Marsh gets pulled over by the police.x CLOSE
Grandpa Marsh calls the AARP from jail.x CLOSE
The AARP stands their grounds.x CLOSE