KENNY DID RECONNAISSANCEON THE TOWN.
THE OLD PEOPLE HAVE BLOCKADESHERE AND HERE.
OLD LADIES ARE KEEPING WATCHIN TOWERS AROUND THE PERIMETER.
THE LEADERS, ALONGWITH MY GRANDPA,
ARE MOST LIKELYIN THE MAYOR'S OFFICE.
( Eric )SO OUR ONLY SOLUTION IS TOCUT OFF THEIR LIFE FORCE.
( Kyle )WE CAN'T FIGHT THEM,CARTMAN.
NO, BUT WE CAN SNEAKINTO TOWN
AND SHUT DOWNTHEIR FOOD SUPPLY.
COUNTRY KITCHEN BUFFET ?
Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALCOUNTRY KITCHEN BUFFET
AND OLD PEOPLEWON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
THAT'S A RETARDED IDEA,CARTMAN !
IS IT ?
TWO YEARS AGO THEY CLOSEDTHE COUNTRY KITCHEN BUFFET
IN STEAMBOAT SPRINGSAND ALL THE OLD PEOPLE
DIED OF STARVATIONIN LESS THAN A WEEK.
YEAH, I REMEMBERHEARING ABOUT THAT.
EVEN IF ITCOULD WORK,
HOW WOULD WE GO ABOUTSHUTTING IT DOWN ?
I THINK I HAVE A PLAN.
BUT WE'LL HAVE TODO IT TONIGHT.
( Eric )WE'LL START BYSNEAKING INTO TOWN,
CLEVERLY DISGUISEDAS BLACK PEOPLE.
AT 5:45, KENNYAND KYLE SPLIT OFF
AND SET A DIVERSIONON THE EAST SIDE OF TOWN.
( train whistle tooting )
MEANWHILE, STAN AND I SNEAKINTO THE MAYOR'S OFFICE
AND STEAL SOME OFTHE EXPLOSIVES
THE OLD PEOPLEHAVE STASHED.
9:00, WE RENDEZVOUS ATTHE COUNTRY KITCHEN BUFFET
WHERE WE STRAP THE EXPLOSIVESAND THE TIMER TO KYLE'S CHEST.
WE SAY OUR TEARFULGOOD-BYES TO KYLE
AND THEN SEND HIM INSIDE.
YEAH !ALL RIGHT !
I DID IT !
YEAH, OR WE JUST GO TOCOUNTRY KITCHEN BUFFET
AND LOCK ITFROM THE INSIDE
SO THE SENIORSCAN'T GET IN.
WELL, RIGHT,OR WE DO THAT.
Cartman believes the Country Kitchen Buffet is the key to defeating the elderly.
The Elderly Attack!x CLOSE
An elderly man kills people with his car.x CLOSE
Senior citizen drivers kill again.x CLOSE
South Park's elderly hold a meeting, but they can't remember why.x CLOSE
Randy warns the town that old people are driving.x CLOSE
South Park's elderly terrorize the boys with their terrible driving.x CLOSE
Senior Citizens hand their driver's licenses in to the DMV.x CLOSE
Grandpa Marsh gets pulled over by the police.x CLOSE
Grandpa Marsh calls the AARP from jail.x CLOSE
The AARP stands their grounds.x CLOSE