I'VE JUST GOT HIMRIGHT HERE, MR. MARSH.
WELL, GOOD JOB, DAD,LOOK AT YOU NOW.
OH, GOD DAMMIT,DON'T YOU LECTURE ME,
YOU SON OF A BITCH !
YOU JUST HAD TO BE SO DAMNSTUBBORN, DIDN'T YOU ?
NOW MY SON IS GONNATALK TO ME LIKE I'M 12 !
WE'RE NOT TREATING YOU LIKECHILDREN, DAD, ALL RIGHT ?
NOW I THINK YOU OWE MR.POLICE OFFICER AN APOLOGY.
WHO NEEDS TOAPOLOGIZE, HMM ?
WHO'S A SORRY SORRY ?
KISS MY SAGGING ASS !
WELL FINE, I WASGONNA BAIL YOU OUT,
BUT MAYBE YOU CAN JUSTSIT HERE FOR A BIT
AND THINK ABOUTWHAT YOU DID.
I WON'T BESITTING HERE LONG.
I'VE ALREADY CALLEDTHE A.A.R.P. !
WHAT'S THAT ?
THE AMERICAN ASSOCIATIONOF RETIRED PERSONS--
THE LARGEST POLITICAL GROUPIN THE COUNTRY !
WHEN SENIORS LIKE ME AREBEING DISCRIMINATED AGAINST,
THE A.A.R.P. COMESAND SETS IT RIGHT.
AND YOU'RE GONNA BE SORRYWHEN THEY GET HERE !
Grandpa in Jail
Grandpa Marsh calls the AARP from jail.
The Elderly Attack!x CLOSE
An elderly man kills people with his car.x CLOSE
Senior citizen drivers kill again.x CLOSE
South Park's elderly hold a meeting, but they can't remember why.x CLOSE
Randy warns the town that old people are driving.x CLOSE
South Park's elderly terrorize the boys with their terrible driving.x CLOSE
Senior Citizens hand their driver's licenses in to the DMV.x CLOSE
Grandpa Marsh gets pulled over by the police.x CLOSE
Grandpa Marsh calls the AARP from jail.x CLOSE
The AARP stands their grounds.x CLOSE