TOM, I'M STANDING OUTSIDE OFTHE DEPARTMENT OF MOTOR VEHICLES
WHERE SENIOR CITIZENSHAVE UNTIL 3:00 P.M.
TO HAND OVERTHEIR DRIVER'S LICENSES.
THE NEW LAW WAS PASSEDJUST THREE DAYS
AFTER THE NIGHT OF HORROR,
IN WHICH ALL SENIORS WERE OUTDRIVING AT THE SAME TIME,
CAUSING 14 DEATHS AND$3 MILLION IN DAMAGE.
ALRIGHTY...THERE WE GO.
IT AIN'T RIGHTWHAT YOU'RE DOIN' !
I NEVER HAD AN ACCIDENTIN MY LIFE !
YOU SHOULDN'TPUNISH ALL OF US !
WE'RE SORRY, BUT THIS ISTHE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE.
THERE WE GO.
BUT HOW AM I SUPPOSED TOGET TO THE GROCERY STORE ?
OR THE PHARMACYTO BUY MEDICINE ?
WELL, MAYBE, YOU SHOULD BEIN A NURSING HOME, HMM ?
SOME OF US WOULDRATHER DIE !
WELL, WE CAN CERTAINLYHELP YOU WITH THAT TOO.
WE AREN'T SECOND-CLASSCITIZENS !
THAT'S RIGHT,YOU CAN TAKE OUR LICENSES,
BUT YOU'LL NEVER TAKEOUR PRIDE !
Second Class Citizens
Senior Citizens hand their driver's licenses in to the DMV.
The Elderly Attack!x CLOSE
An elderly man kills people with his car.x CLOSE
Senior citizen drivers kill again.x CLOSE
South Park's elderly hold a meeting, but they can't remember why.x CLOSE
Randy warns the town that old people are driving.x CLOSE
South Park's elderly terrorize the boys with their terrible driving.x CLOSE
Senior Citizens hand their driver's licenses in to the DMV.x CLOSE
Grandpa Marsh gets pulled over by the police.x CLOSE
Grandpa Marsh calls the AARP from jail.x CLOSE
The AARP stands their grounds.x CLOSE