MARSH HEADS FOR THE GOAL
AND PASSES THE BALLTO THE POOR KID !
THE POOR KID HANDS IT OFFTO THE JEW !
THE JEW SHOOTS !
OH, AND THE SHOTIS BLOCKED AGAIN !
PROVING ONCE AND FOR ALL THATJEWS CANNOT PLAY HOCKEY !
IT ISN'T FAIR !
CARTMAN'S FATTERTHAN THE GOAL !
I'M NOT FAT, I JUST HAVEA SWEET HOCKEY BODY.
( yelling in the distance )GET OFF THE STREETS !
GET OFFTHE STREETS !
GET OFF !THE STREETS !
GET OFF THE STREETS !
WHAT IS THAT ?I DON'T KNOW.
GET OFF !
GET STREETSOFF THE STREETS !
DUDE, IS THATYOUR DAD ?
I THINK SO.
LOOKS LIKESTAN'S DAD'S
BEEN HITTIN'THE BOTTLE AGAIN.
WHAT IS HE SAYING ?
I CAN'TUNDERSTAND HIM.
CALM DOWN !
WE CANNOTUNDERSTAND YOU !
( screaming )
OH JESUS !
OLD PEOPLE !
COME ON !
GET OVER THERE !STAY LOW !
WHY ARE THEY ALL OUTDRIVING AT THE SAME TIME ?
IT'S OKAY, BOYS,THEY'RE GONE.
LET'S JUST LAY LOW FORA MINUTE UNTIL WE CAN FIND--
I DON'T REMEMBER THEREBEING A BUILDING HERE.
I TOLD YOU TOTURN LEFT, LARRY.
GET UP THE STAIRS !UP THE STAIRS !
COME ON !COME ON !
AAH !THERE'S ANOTHER ONE !
EXCUSE ME, IS THISCOSTELLO AVENUE ?
IN HERE !
( screaming )
THEY'RE NOT GONNA STOPUNTIL WE'RE ALL DEAD !
QUIET !KEEP QUIET !
DAD, I'M SCARED !
JUST KEEP YOURVOICES DOWN !
WE'LL STAYTHE NIGHT IN HERE.
WE'LL STAY THE WHOLEWINTER IF WE HAVE TO.
I'M NOT STAYING THEWINTER IN THIS ROOM !
YOU NEED TO TELL OLD PEOPLETHEY CAN'T DRIVE ANYMORE !
AW, STAN, IT'S NOTTHAT SIMPLE !
JUST RELAX WHILEI FIND THE LIGHTS.
HERE WE GO.
( old man )HOW THE HELL DID WEGET UP HERE ?
I TOLD YOU THIS WASTHE WRONG WAY.
Crazy Old Drivers
South Park's elderly terrorize the boys with their terrible driving.
The impact is worldwide when the visitors return to South Park and the boys discover that Earth is one big intergalactic reality show.x CLOSE
When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang.x CLOSE
After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out.x CLOSE
When the boys join protesters to get out of school for a day, they find themselves in the middle of two opposing sides of the war issue.x CLOSE
The real Jenny From the Block is enraged when one of Cartman's body parts becomes too famous for its own good.x CLOSE
After starting their own South Park detective agency, the boys are officially named junior deputies by the police department.x CLOSE
Forced off their land by the owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino, the boys rally South Park to fight the rich and powerful Indians.x CLOSE
The boys are hot to be gay once the metrosexual craze hits South Park, and Mr. Garrison accuses the Queer Eye guys of selling out.x CLOSE
Cartman hits the top of the charts with his own Christian rock band, and the boys get arrested for downloading music on the Internet.x CLOSE
After South Park's senior citizens mow down a few farmers' markets, the boys decide to take action against the older generation.x CLOSE
The Elderly Attack!x CLOSE
An elderly man kills people with his car.x CLOSE
Senior citizen drivers kill again.x CLOSE
South Park's elderly hold a meeting, but they can't remember why.x CLOSE
Randy warns the town that old people are driving.x CLOSE
South Park's elderly terrorize the boys with their terrible driving.x CLOSE
Senior Citizens hand their driver's licenses in to the DMV.x CLOSE
Grandpa Marsh gets pulled over by the police.x CLOSE
Grandpa Marsh calls the AARP from jail.x CLOSE
The AARP stands their grounds.x CLOSE