PSALM T-SHIRTS !
GET A T-SHIRT WITHYOUR FAVORITE PSALM !
LEATHER-BOUND BIBLES !SHOW YOUR FAITH !
YES, IT'S REALLY THE BESTCHRISTIAN ALBUM
THAT'S EVER BEENPRODUCED ACTUALLY.
OOH, THIS WOULD BE GREATFOR MY GRANDCHILDREN.
THEY NEED HIP COOL MUSIC, BUTWITH INSPIRATIONAL LYRICS.
I THINK THAT'S WHATTHE WHOLE WORLD NEEDS.
WE'RE NOT REALLY CHRISTIAN,WE'RE JUST PRETENDIN' WE ARE !
BUTTERS, REMIND ME LATERTO CUT YOUR BALLS OFF.
( man over PA )ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE !
WELCOME TOCHRISTFEST 2003 !
ARE YOU READY FOR SOMELIVE MUSIC ?
( crowd cheering )
YEAH, JESUS !
THEN LET'S GIVE IT UP NOW
FOR ONE OF CHRISTIAN ROCK'SBIGGEST BANDS--
♪ HE'S THE SHEPHERDAND THE LIGHT ♪
♪ AND HIS WORDLIFTED ME UP ♪
♪ AND I PRAISE HIS HOLY NAMEWHEREVER I GO... ♪
IF WE'RE GONNA SELL OUR HOTCHRISTIAN ALBUM
WE HAVE GOT TOGET ON THAT STAGE !
HEY, IS THIS THE WAYTO THE BACKSTAGE ?
WHO ARE YOU ?
WE'RE THE BAND SANCTIFIED.
WE PLAY METAL AND PUNK
BUT WITH LYRICS THATINSPIRE FAITH IN CHRIST.
YEAH, WE PROVE THAT CHRISTIANMUSIC CAN BE TOUGH AND HARDCORE.
YEAH, YOU GUYSARE REAL HARDCORE.
YOU BET YOUR GOSH DARNREAR-END WE ARE !
ALL RIGHT, SANCTIFIED ?YOU GUYS ARE UP NEXT.
YEAH !LET'S DO IT !
SENT DOWNFROM HEAVEN !
THE SPIRITAND THE GLORY !
HEY, GUYS WAIT--
WE WANNA PRAY WITH YOUBEFORE YOU GO ONSTAGE.
OH, THAT'S COOL.
ALWAYS GOOD TO BE PRAYIN'BEFORE YOU'RE PLAYIN'.
LET'S JUST GO IN HERE SO WECAN HEAR OURSELVES BETTER.
LORD FATHER IN HEAVEN, WE THANKYOU FOR ALL YOUR BLESSINGS...
HEY, ERIC, I DON'T THINKTHEY CAN GET OUT !
Cartman tricks a band in to losing their slot at a concert.
The impact is worldwide when the visitors return to South Park and the boys discover that Earth is one big intergalactic reality show.x CLOSE
When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang.x CLOSE
After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out.x CLOSE
When the boys join protesters to get out of school for a day, they find themselves in the middle of two opposing sides of the war issue.x CLOSE
The real Jenny From the Block is enraged when one of Cartman's body parts becomes too famous for its own good.x CLOSE
After starting their own South Park detective agency, the boys are officially named junior deputies by the police department.x CLOSE
Forced off their land by the owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino, the boys rally South Park to fight the rich and powerful Indians.x CLOSE
The boys are hot to be gay once the metrosexual craze hits South Park, and Mr. Garrison accuses the Queer Eye guys of selling out.x CLOSE
Cartman hits the top of the charts with his own Christian rock band, and the boys get arrested for downloading music on the Internet.x CLOSE
After South Park's senior citizens mow down a few farmers' markets, the boys decide to take action against the older generation.x CLOSE
The boys feel bad about downloading music for free.x CLOSE
Faith Plus One gets a record deal.x CLOSE
Cartman loses the bet after all.x CLOSE
The boys bet Cartman that they will make a platinum album first.x CLOSE
Cartman puts a new band together.x CLOSE
The FBI catches the boys downloading music.x CLOSE
Cartman's new band practices.x CLOSE
Cartman's band gets ready for fame.x CLOSE
The boys decide to fight the downloading of music for free.x CLOSE
Cartman tricks a band in to losing their slot at a concert.x CLOSE