GOTTA MAKE A PLATINUMALBUM BEFORE KYLE !
OH, HI, ERIC.
BUTTERS, GET YOUR DRUM SETAND MEET ME AT MY HOUSE !
WE HAVE TO MAKEA PLATINUM ALBUM !
HURRY, BUTTERS !
NO TIME TO WASTE !PLATINUM ALBUM !
MUST BEAT KYLE !
TOKEN, GET THE BASS GUITAROUT OF YOUR BASEMENT
AND MEET ME OVERAT MY HOUSE !
WE DON'T HAVEA BASS GUITAR.
YOUR FAMILY'S BLACK, TOKEN,
THERE'S BOUND TO BEA BASS GUITAR
IN YOUR BASEMENTSOMEWHERE !
BOY, YOU SURESEEM DRIVEN, ERIC.
YOU MUST REALLY HAVESOME INSPIRATION.
YES, THE TEARS OFKYLE BROFLOVSKI
WHEN HE LOSES HIS$10 TO ME.
HEY, THERE WAS A BASSGUITAR IN MY BASEMENT.
I TOLD YOU, TOKEN.
SO, WHAT ARE WE DOING ?
GENTLEMEN, WE ARE ABOUT TOEMBARK ON THE MOST AMAZING,
EXPERIENCES OFOUR YOUNG LIVES.
WE ARE GOING TO START...A CHRISTIAN ROCK BAND.
WALK OUTTHAT DOOR, TOKEN,
AND YOU'LL REGRET ITTHE REST OF YOUR LIFE !
CHRISTIANS HAVEA BUILT-IN AUDIENCE
OF OVER 180 MILLIONAMERICANS.
IF EACH ONE OF THEM BUYSJUST ONE OF OUR ALBUMS
AT $12.95 THAT WOULD BE--
TWO BILLION,331 MILLION DOLLARS.
STILL WANT TO LEAVE,TOKEN ?
DAD, CAN I BORROW$300 ?
180 Million Fans
Cartman puts a new band together.
The impact is worldwide when the visitors return to South Park and the boys discover that Earth is one big intergalactic reality show.x CLOSE
When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang.x CLOSE
After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out.x CLOSE
When the boys join protesters to get out of school for a day, they find themselves in the middle of two opposing sides of the war issue.x CLOSE
The real Jenny From the Block is enraged when one of Cartman's body parts becomes too famous for its own good.x CLOSE
After starting their own South Park detective agency, the boys are officially named junior deputies by the police department.x CLOSE
Forced off their land by the owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino, the boys rally South Park to fight the rich and powerful Indians.x CLOSE
The boys are hot to be gay once the metrosexual craze hits South Park, and Mr. Garrison accuses the Queer Eye guys of selling out.x CLOSE
Cartman hits the top of the charts with his own Christian rock band, and the boys get arrested for downloading music on the Internet.x CLOSE
After South Park's senior citizens mow down a few farmers' markets, the boys decide to take action against the older generation.x CLOSE
The boys feel bad about downloading music for free.x CLOSE
Faith Plus One gets a record deal.x CLOSE
Cartman loses the bet after all.x CLOSE
The boys bet Cartman that they will make a platinum album first.x CLOSE
Cartman puts a new band together.x CLOSE
The FBI catches the boys downloading music.x CLOSE
Cartman's new band practices.x CLOSE
Cartman's band gets ready for fame.x CLOSE
The boys decide to fight the downloading of music for free.x CLOSE
Cartman tricks a band in to losing their slot at a concert.x CLOSE