♪ GIRL, WON'T YOU FEELMY SUMMERTIME ? ♪
♪ COME ON AND TOUCHMY SUMMERTIME ♪♪
STAN, ARE YOU OKAY ?
YEAH, DAD, WE'RE JUSTREHEARSING OUR BAND.
OHH, I THOUGHT A GROUPOF VIETNAMESE PEOPLE
WERE HAVING THEIRINTESTINES
PULLED OUTTHROUGH THEIR MOUTHS.
HA HA HA HA HAA !HA HA HA HA HAA !
HE'S RIGHT, DUDE, WE HAVETO DEFINE OUR STYLE
IF WE'RE EVER GOING TOMAKE A PLATINUM ALBUM.
I MEAN, I'M A FUSION GUY,
BUT KENNY'S BACKGROUNDIS MORE LATIN-JAZZ.
YEAH, AND I'M MORE HIP-HOPAND R & B ORIENTED.
I THINK OUR BAND BETTER BUYA WHOLE BUNCH OF MUSIC CDs
TO LISTEN TOFOR INSPIRATION.
WAIT A MINUTE,THAT'S IT !
INSPIRATION, YOU GUYS.DON'T YOU SEE ?
SEE WHAT ?
OUR BAND SHOULD PLAYCHRISTIAN ROCK !
CHRISTIAN ROCK ?
THINK ABOUT IT !
IT'S THE EASIEST, CRAPPIESTMUSIC IN THE WORLD, RIGHT ?
IF WE JUST PLAY SONGS ABOUTHOW MUCH WE LOVE JESUS,
ALL THE CHRISTIANSWILL BUY OUR CRAP !
THAT'S A RETARDEDIDEA, CARTMAN !
IT WORKED FOR CREED !
I DON'T WANNA BE INA STUPID CHRISTIANROCK BAND !
YOU JUST START THAT WAY, STAN,THEN YOU CROSS OVER !
IT'S GENIUS !
JUST GET THE HELLOUT OF HERE, CARTMAN !
YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS AND YOU'REA DETRIMENT TO THE BAND !
OH YEAH ?
I WILL BET YOU 10 BUCKS
THAT IF I STARTA CHRISTIAN ROCK BAND
I CAN GET A PLATINUM ALBUMBEFORE YOU GUYS DO !
YOU'RE ON, FAT BOY !
OKAY, FINE !
READY-- FIRST ONE TO HAVEA PLATINUM ALBUM WINS.
( huffing )
WHAT A STUPIDASSHOLE.
First One to Have Platinum Album Wins
The boys bet Cartman that they will make a platinum album first.
The impact is worldwide when the visitors return to South Park and the boys discover that Earth is one big intergalactic reality show.x CLOSE
When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang.x CLOSE
After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out.x CLOSE
When the boys join protesters to get out of school for a day, they find themselves in the middle of two opposing sides of the war issue.x CLOSE
The real Jenny From the Block is enraged when one of Cartman's body parts becomes too famous for its own good.x CLOSE
After starting their own South Park detective agency, the boys are officially named junior deputies by the police department.x CLOSE
Forced off their land by the owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino, the boys rally South Park to fight the rich and powerful Indians.x CLOSE
The boys are hot to be gay once the metrosexual craze hits South Park, and Mr. Garrison accuses the Queer Eye guys of selling out.x CLOSE
Cartman hits the top of the charts with his own Christian rock band, and the boys get arrested for downloading music on the Internet.x CLOSE
After South Park's senior citizens mow down a few farmers' markets, the boys decide to take action against the older generation.x CLOSE
The boys feel bad about downloading music for free.x CLOSE
Faith Plus One gets a record deal.x CLOSE
Cartman loses the bet after all.x CLOSE
The boys bet Cartman that they will make a platinum album first.x CLOSE
Cartman puts a new band together.x CLOSE
The FBI catches the boys downloading music.x CLOSE
Cartman's new band practices.x CLOSE
Cartman's band gets ready for fame.x CLOSE
The boys decide to fight the downloading of music for free.x CLOSE
Cartman tricks a band in to losing their slot at a concert.x CLOSE