THAT'S OKAY, OFFICER,
I THINK THEY LEARNEDMURDER IS WRONG.
ESPECIALLY IN THOSE PANTS.
LOOK, GUYS, WE'RE SORRYWE TRIED TO MURDER YOU,
BUT YOU HAVE TO STOPWHAT YOU'RE DOING !
ARE YOU CRAZY ?
WE'RE THE HOTTEST THINGON TV !
BUT DON'T YOU SEE THE PRICE ?
YOU'RE SELLING OUTYOUR OWN KIND.
LOOK, US GAYS HAVECREATED A LIFESTYLE,
A CULTURE THAT ISUNIQUELY OURS.
IF WE KEEP TRYING TO MAKESTRAIGHT PEOPLE INTO US,
WELL, WE'RE GONNA HAVENO IDENTITY LEFT.
SORRY CHARLIE,NO SALE.
BUT... BUT...THIS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE !
HOW CAN GAY MEN DO THISTO THEIR OWN PEOPLE ?!
UNLESS... YOU'RE NOTGAY AT ALL.
( deep voices )YOU JUST HAD TO PUSH IT,DIDN'T YOU ?
JUST HAD TO KEEPASKING QUESTIONS.
NOW YOU KNOW THE TRUTH.
THEY AREN'T GAY ?
THEN WHAT ARE THEY ?
FOR A THOUSAND YEARS
OUR KIND HAVE LIVEDBENEATH THE EARTH'S CRUST,
BANISHED BY MANIN THE KINDLING WARS.
OH MY GOD.
WE ARETHE CRAB PEOPLE !
JESUS CHRIST !
( chanting )CRAB PEOPLE...
CRAB PEOPLE, CRAB PEOPLE...
The "Queer Eye" guys turn out to be crab people.
The men of South Park have become metrosexuals and the women love it.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison is upset that gay culture is becoming mainstream.x CLOSE
The women of South Park defeat the crab people; the Latin craze returns.x CLOSE
Stan, Cartman, and Kenny give Kyle a gay makeover.x CLOSE
The boys compete with Craig over who's the gayest.x CLOSE
The fourth-graders beat Kyle up for not being gay enough.x CLOSE
Kyle is sick of the metrosexual craze and resolves to do something about it.x CLOSE
Chef gives Mr. Garrison advice about how not to let the metrosexuality craze get to him.x CLOSE
Kyle and Garrison agree to kill the "Queer Eye" guys together.x CLOSE
Kyle and Mr. Garrison fail in their first attempt to kill the "Queer Eye" Guys.x CLOSE