EVERYONE KNOWSIT'S TRUE !
IT IS NOT !
IS SO !
CRAIG !BEHAVE YOURSELF !
YEAH, STANLEY WHAT ARE YOUFIGHTING ABOUT ?
DAD, CRAIG'S TRYING TO SAY THATHIS DAD CAN OUT-DRESS YOU !
SON, THAT'S A SILLY THINGTO FIGHT ABOUT.
YEAH, EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWSI DRESS BETTER THAN RANDY.
OH REALLY ?!
I MEAN, YOU DO HAVE THE FASHIONSENSE OF A JAPANESE WOMAN.
( guys )OOOH !
YOU LOOK LIKE SOME KIND OFLITTLE ORPHAN ANNIE NIGHTMARE.
OH, NO-- BURN !
OH, STOP IT !
WILL YOU ALLJUST STOP IT ?
LOOK, YOU GUYS ARECARRYING THIS FAD TOO FAR,
WILL YOU PLEASE STOPACTING THIS WAY ?
YOU DON'T LIKE USBEING METROSEXUAL ?
WELL, YOU KNOWWHAT I THINK ?
I THINK YOU'RE ALLMETROPHOBIC !
YEAH !YEAH !
WE SHOULDN'T BE FIGHTINGAMONGST OURSELVES,
WE SHOULD BE UNITING AGAINSTMETROPHOBES LIKE THESE !
THIS IS CRAZY !
CALL US WHAT YOU WANT,
BUT US METROS ARE REALPEOPLE, JUST LIKE YOU.
YOU CAN METRO-BASH US ALL YOUWANT, BUT WE'RE HERE TO STAY !
YEAH, MOM, WE'RE PROUDOF WHO WE ARE.
THAT'S RIGHT, PROUD !
YOU KNOW WHATI THINK, GUYS ?
I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE AMETROSEXUAL PRIDE PARADE.
GREAT IDEA, ERIC--RAISE METROSEXUAL AWARENESS !
WE CAN MAKE FLOATSAND DECORATE THEM
WITH STREAMERSAND FLOWERS !
COME ON, FELLAS !
OUT OF THE MALLSAND INTO THE STREETS !
( men chanting )OUT OF THE MALLSAND INTO THE STREETS !
OUT OF THE MALLS ANDINTO THE STREETS...
WHAT THE HELL DIDTHAT SHOW DO TO THEM ?
The South Park metrosexuals decide to hold a pride parade.
The men of South Park have become metrosexuals and the women love it.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison is upset that gay culture is becoming mainstream.x CLOSE
The women of South Park defeat the crab people; the Latin craze returns.x CLOSE
Stan, Cartman, and Kenny give Kyle a gay makeover.x CLOSE
The boys compete with Craig over who's the gayest.x CLOSE
The fourth-graders beat Kyle up for not being gay enough.x CLOSE
Kyle is sick of the metrosexual craze and resolves to do something about it.x CLOSE
Chef gives Mr. Garrison advice about how not to let the metrosexuality craze get to him.x CLOSE
Kyle and Garrison agree to kill the "Queer Eye" guys together.x CLOSE
Kyle and Mr. Garrison fail in their first attempt to kill the "Queer Eye" Guys.x CLOSE