YEAH, LET'S SEECRAIG OUT-GAY US NOW !
BOYS, BOYS,COME ON !
THERE'S A SALE DOWNAT EXPRESS FOR ME !
HEY, GUYS, THERE'S A SALEAT EXPRESS FOR MEN !
OH MY GOD !LET'S GO !
YOU GUYS HAVE GOT TO SEETHESE SHOES I BOUGHT !
HURRY, YOU GUYS, THE MALLCLOSES IN SEVEN HOURS !
OH, WHY CAN'T WE ALLLIVE AT THE MALL ?
YOU KNOW, I'M STARTINGTO THINK
THIS WHOLE METROSEXUAL THINGISN'T SO GREAT.
I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
ALL MY HUSBANDEVER DOES NOW
IS LOOK AT HIMSELFIN THE MIRROR.
HE CARES MORE ABOUT HOWHE LOOKS THAN HOW I LOOK.
I HOPE SOMETHING HAPPENS SOON TOPUT AN END TO THIS WHOLE FAD.
GUYS, YOU'VE DONEA TERRIFIC JOB !
"QUEER EYE FOR THESTRAIGHT GUY"
IS OUR NUMBER ONE SHOW !
WHAT CAN I SAY,WE'RE FABULOUS !
YOU GUYS ARECHANGING THE WORLD !
AND TOMORROW, WE'REGONNA HAVE YOU MAKE OVER
THE PRESIDENTOF THE UNITED STATES !
OH MY GOD, I THINKI'M GONNA FAINT !
( knock at door )
( Mr. Garrison )ROOM SERVICE.
WHAT ? WE DIDN'T ORDERANY ROOM SERVICE.
OH, WELL, THE WOMAN ATTHE FRONT DESK SENT IT UP.
I'LL HAVE TO CHECK ON THIS,EXCUSE ME A MINUTE, FELLAS.
OKAY, MR. SLAVE !
UH, JESUS... CHRIST.
WELL, CRAP,THAT DIDN'T WORK.
Meet the Guys
Kyle and Mr. Garrison fail in their first attempt to kill the "Queer Eye" Guys.
The men of South Park have become metrosexuals and the women love it.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison is upset that gay culture is becoming mainstream.x CLOSE
The women of South Park defeat the crab people; the Latin craze returns.x CLOSE
Stan, Cartman, and Kenny give Kyle a gay makeover.x CLOSE
The boys compete with Craig over who's the gayest.x CLOSE
The fourth-graders beat Kyle up for not being gay enough.x CLOSE
Kyle is sick of the metrosexual craze and resolves to do something about it.x CLOSE
Chef gives Mr. Garrison advice about how not to let the metrosexuality craze get to him.x CLOSE
Kyle and Garrison agree to kill the "Queer Eye" guys together.x CLOSE
Kyle and Mr. Garrison fail in their first attempt to kill the "Queer Eye" Guys.x CLOSE