OH, HELLO, MR. GARRISON.
CHEF, CAN I TALK TO YOU ?
SURE, COME ON IN.
IT'S JUST AWFUL, CHEF.
I USED TO FEEL LIKEAN OUTSIDER,
A TOTALLY DIFFERENT PERSONWHO STOOD OUT IN THIS TOWN.
NOW EVERY STRAIGHT GUYIS ACTING GAYER THAN ME !
OH, JESUS,JESUS CHRIST !
WELL, WHAT DO YOUWANT ME TO DO ABOUT IT ?
CHEF, WHAT DID YOU DO WHEN WHITEPEOPLE STOLE YOUR CULTURE ?
WELL, WE BLACK PEOPLE JUSTALWAYS TRIED TO STAY
OUT IN FRONT OF THEM.
HOW DID YOU DO THAT ?
WELL, LIKE WITH OUR SLANG.
BLACK PEOPLE ALWAYS USED TOSAY "I'M IN THE HOUSE"
INSTEAD OF "I'M HERE".
BUT THEN WHITE PEOPLE ALLSTARTED TO SAY "IN THE HOUSE"
SO WE SWITCHED IT TO"IN THE HISOUSE".
"HISOUSE" BECAME "HISISOUSE".
AND WHEN WHITE FOLKSTARTED SAYING THAT
AND WE HAD TO CHANGE IT TO"HEEZAY", THEN "IN THE HIZZLE",
WHICH WE HAD TO CHANGE TO"HIZZLE FOR ZIZZLE"
+ HUAND NOW BECAUSE WHITE PEOPLEWITHOUT TEMPTATION +SAY "HIZZLE FOR ZIZZLE"
WE HAVE TO SAY "FLIPPITYFLOPPITY FLOOP".
WE DON'T HAVE TIMEFOR ALL THAT, CHEF !
OH, IF ONLY THOSE "QUEER EYEFOR THE STRAIGHT GUY" PEOPLE
UNDERSTOOD WHATTHEY WERE DOING.
WAIT, THAT'S IT !
I KNOW EXACTLYWHAT TO DO !
COME ON, MR. SLAVE,
LET'S GET BACK TO OURFLIPPITY FLOPPITY FLOOP !
OH, NO !
DAMMIT,DON'T CALL IT THAT !
Flippity Floppity Floop
Chef gives Mr. Garrison advice about how not to let the metrosexuality craze get to him.
The men of South Park have become metrosexuals and the women love it.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison is upset that gay culture is becoming mainstream.x CLOSE
The women of South Park defeat the crab people; the Latin craze returns.x CLOSE
Stan, Cartman, and Kenny give Kyle a gay makeover.x CLOSE
The boys compete with Craig over who's the gayest.x CLOSE
The fourth-graders beat Kyle up for not being gay enough.x CLOSE
Kyle is sick of the metrosexual craze and resolves to do something about it.x CLOSE
Chef gives Mr. Garrison advice about how not to let the metrosexuality craze get to him.x CLOSE
Kyle and Garrison agree to kill the "Queer Eye" guys together.x CLOSE
Kyle and Mr. Garrison fail in their first attempt to kill the "Queer Eye" Guys.x CLOSE