WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU ?
I GOT BEAT UP AT SCHOOL--FOR BEING DIFFERENT.
YOUR CLASSMATES BEAT YOU UPFOR BEING A JEW ?
FOR NOT BEINGA METROSEXUAL !
GERALD, GET DOWN HERE !
HEEERE I COME !
( dance music )
OH, NO, DAD'SMETROSEXUAL TOO ?
KYLE !YOU LOOK TERRIBLE !
THE BOYS AT SCHOOLBEAT HIM UP, GERALD !
OH, REALLY ?
WELL, DON'T YOU WORRY, KYLE.
WE CAN COVER THAT BLACK EYE UPWITH SOME CREAM BASE,
AND THE COAT AND PANTSWE'LL BLEACH WITH AN ACID WASH
FOR A FUN, VINTAGE LOOK.
AAAGH !JUST LEAVE ME ALONE !
( dance musiccoming from TV )
( man )There you go !
Now you lookfabulous !
You see that ?
A spray-on tan doeswonders for your look !
Now, let's get down tothe tango class
and learn some new steps.
THAT DOES IT !
I KNOW WHATI HAVE TO DO !
Kyle's Had Enough
Kyle is sick of the metrosexual craze and resolves to do something about it.
The men of South Park have become metrosexuals and the women love it.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison is upset that gay culture is becoming mainstream.x CLOSE
The women of South Park defeat the crab people; the Latin craze returns.x CLOSE
Stan, Cartman, and Kenny give Kyle a gay makeover.x CLOSE
The boys compete with Craig over who's the gayest.x CLOSE
The fourth-graders beat Kyle up for not being gay enough.x CLOSE
Kyle is sick of the metrosexual craze and resolves to do something about it.x CLOSE
Chef gives Mr. Garrison advice about how not to let the metrosexuality craze get to him.x CLOSE
Kyle and Garrison agree to kill the "Queer Eye" guys together.x CLOSE
Kyle and Mr. Garrison fail in their first attempt to kill the "Queer Eye" Guys.x CLOSE