IT'S A CONDITIONERTHAT YOU CAN LEAVE IN
AND IT DETOXIFIESTHE SCALP.
WOW, IS THATFROM ORIGINS ?
YEAH, IT'S A CHARCOALBASED THING THAT--
HEY, GUYS, YOU WANNA GOTHROW THE FOOTBALL AROUND ?
GUYS, CAN I TALK TO YOUOVER HERE FOR A SECOND ?
LOOK GUYS, A LOT OF THE KIDSIN SCHOOL ARE TALKING, OKAY ?
AND THEY'RE SPREADING RUMORSTHAT WE'RE NOT METROSEXUALS
BECAUSE WE HANG OUTWITH KYLE.
WELL, WHAT CAN WEDO ABOUT IT ?
WE HAVE NO CHOICE,YOU GUYS.
WE'RE JUST GONNAHAVE TO KILL KYLE.
WHAT, THAT'S STUPID !
WE WOULDN'THAVE TO KILL KYLE.
WE WOULD JUST HAVE TO TELL HIMNOT TO HANG AROUND US ANYMORE !
OH, YOU KNOW,YOU'RE RIGHT, STAN.
WE JUST HAVE TO TELL KYLENOT TO HANG AROUND US ANYMORE.
YEAH-- WAIT, WHAT ?
YOU HEAR THAT, KENNY ?
STAN THINKS WE SHOULD TELL KYLENOT TO HANG AROUND US ANYMORE.
I THINK HE'S RIGHT.
GOOD LUCKTELLING HIM, STAN,
I KNOW IT WON'TBE EASY.
HEY, BUTCH BOY !
NICE FOOTBALLYOU GOT THERE !
( laughter )
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIMEYOU HAD A MANICURE,
STRAIGHT MAN ?
YEAH, LET'S SEETHAT HAIR.
LOOK, HE'S NOT EVENUSING ANY PRODUCT !
HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON ?
OH, HERE COMETHE BUTCH BOYS
TO HELP THEIRBUTCHY LITTLE FRIEND.
HE'S NOT OUR FRIEND.
THIS PLAYGROUND IS FORMETROSEXUALS, MACHO MAN !
TAKE YOUR NON-FLAMING ASSTO SOME OTHER SCHOOL !
The fourth-graders beat Kyle up for not being gay enough.
The men of South Park have become metrosexuals and the women love it.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison is upset that gay culture is becoming mainstream.x CLOSE
The women of South Park defeat the crab people; the Latin craze returns.x CLOSE
Stan, Cartman, and Kenny give Kyle a gay makeover.x CLOSE
The boys compete with Craig over who's the gayest.x CLOSE
The fourth-graders beat Kyle up for not being gay enough.x CLOSE
Kyle is sick of the metrosexual craze and resolves to do something about it.x CLOSE
Chef gives Mr. Garrison advice about how not to let the metrosexuality craze get to him.x CLOSE
Kyle and Garrison agree to kill the "Queer Eye" guys together.x CLOSE
Kyle and Mr. Garrison fail in their first attempt to kill the "Queer Eye" Guys.x CLOSE