THAT'S TRUE, YOU GUYS,
WHEN THE CHICKS AT SCHOOLSEE HOW GAY WE ARE,
THEY'RE GONNA BEALL OVER US.
ALL RIGHT,LET'S WORK IT !
TOODLE-OO, CONNER,SEE YA AFTER CLASSIES !
OKAY, SWEETUMS !
OH MY GOD,WHERE IS MY HOMEWORK ?
I AM FRRR-EAKING OUT !
YOU GUYS LOOKPRETTY GAY.
NOT AS GAY AS US, THOUGH.
OH PLEASE, CRAIG, WE'RE10 TIMES GAYER THAN YOU !
OH YEAH ?
WE'RE SUPER-DUPERTRIPLE-DOG GAY !
OH YEAH ?
WE'RE ULTRA-SUPER-STAMP-ITSTAMP-IT-NO-ERASEES-MEGA GAY !
WHAT'S ALL THISFIGHTING ABOUT, CHILDREN ?
THESE GUYS ARETRYING TO SAY
THEY'RE GAYERTHAN US !
OH NO, DON'T TELL MEYOU CHILDREN
HAVE TAKEN UP THIS WHOLEMETROSEXUAL FAD TOO !
OH MY GOD !
THIS IS NOT A FAD,THIS IS WHO WE ARE.
NO, IT ISN'T !
LAST YEAR YOU CHILDRENWERE ALL TRYING TO BE BLACK,
NOW YOU'RE ALLTRYING TO BE GAY !
WE'RE METROSEXUAL !
MAYBE, BUT YOU'LL NEVER BEAS METROSEXUAL AS US !
COME ON, FAGS !
GOD, I HATE CRAIG !
THAT SON OF A--GAH !
I DON'T FEELVERY METROSEXUAL.
WELL THEN, DON'T BUYINTO THIS FAD, KYLE.
BE WHO YOU ARE,NOT WHAT'S COOL.
Gayer Than You
The boys compete with Craig over who's the gayest.
The men of South Park have become metrosexuals and the women love it.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison is upset that gay culture is becoming mainstream.x CLOSE
The women of South Park defeat the crab people; the Latin craze returns.x CLOSE
Stan, Cartman, and Kenny give Kyle a gay makeover.x CLOSE
The boys compete with Craig over who's the gayest.x CLOSE
The fourth-graders beat Kyle up for not being gay enough.x CLOSE
Kyle is sick of the metrosexual craze and resolves to do something about it.x CLOSE
Chef gives Mr. Garrison advice about how not to let the metrosexuality craze get to him.x CLOSE
Kyle and Garrison agree to kill the "Queer Eye" guys together.x CLOSE
Kyle and Mr. Garrison fail in their first attempt to kill the "Queer Eye" Guys.x CLOSE