OH MY GOD, YOU GUYSARE NOT GONNA BELIEVE
WHAT HAPPENED TO MELAST NIGHT.
WHAT ? TELL US.
SO, I'M WATCHINGTHE SEASON PREMIERE
OF "BOY MEETS BOY"ON TELEVISION
AND THEN "QUEER EYE FOR THESTRAIGHT GUY" COMES ON, RIGHT ?
SO I FALL ASLEEPIN FRONT OF THE TVAND WHEN I WAKE UP
I SEE THAT I'VE SPILLEDTHE COKE I WAS DRINKING
ALL OVER MYSATIN PAJAMA TOP.
OH MY GOSH,ARE YOU SERIOUS ?
THAT WAS THE CUTESTTOP EVER !
I KNOW !
( muffled speech )
OOH, TELL ME ABOUT IT,KEN-DOLL.
HA HA HA !HA HA HA HAAA !
WHAT A DORK !
NICE JACKET, KYLE !
POLYESTER IS REALLY THEHOT FABRIC THIS FALL !
HA HA HA HAAA !
BUT-BUT, THIS IS THE JACKETI ALWAYS WEAR.
YOU GOTTA GET WITHTHE TIMES, GIRLFRIEND.
YEAH, THAT JACKET ISSO SEPTEMBER 10th !
OH MY GOD, YOU'VE GOTSPLOTCHES ON YOUR NECK.
ARE YOU USING ANY EXFOLIATINGPRODUCTS AT ALL ?
WE CAN'T LET KYLE OUT INPUBLIC LIKE THIS, YOU GUYS.
THAT'S FOR SURE !
COME ON, KYLE, WE'REGIVING YOU A MAKEOVER !
( dance music )♪ YOU CAME INTO MY LIFE
♪ AND MY WORLD NEVERLOOKED SO BRIGHT, YEAH ♪
♪ IT'S TRUEYOU BRING OUT THE BEST IN ME ♪
♪ WHEN YOU ARE AROUNDWHEN YOU ARE AROUND ♪
♪ ALL THINGS JUST KEEPGETTING BETTER ♪
♪ THINGS KEEPGETTING BETTER ♪
♪ LIFE KEEPS GETTING BETTERAND BETTER ♪
♪ THINGS JUST KEEPGETTING BETTER ♪♪
( TV announcer )Coming up next on HBC
Kyle Gets a Makeover
Stan, Cartman, and Kenny give Kyle a gay makeover.
The men of South Park have become metrosexuals and the women love it.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison is upset that gay culture is becoming mainstream.x CLOSE
The women of South Park defeat the crab people; the Latin craze returns.x CLOSE
Stan, Cartman, and Kenny give Kyle a gay makeover.x CLOSE
The boys compete with Craig over who's the gayest.x CLOSE
The fourth-graders beat Kyle up for not being gay enough.x CLOSE
Kyle is sick of the metrosexual craze and resolves to do something about it.x CLOSE
Chef gives Mr. Garrison advice about how not to let the metrosexuality craze get to him.x CLOSE
Kyle and Garrison agree to kill the "Queer Eye" guys together.x CLOSE
Kyle and Mr. Garrison fail in their first attempt to kill the "Queer Eye" Guys.x CLOSE