DAD ! DAD !
DID YOU HAVE AN INWARD JOURNEYWITH THE OLD MAN ?
DID YOU HAVE A VISION ?
I DON'T KNOW IF I DID OR NOT,I SAW SOMETHING,
SOMEONE SPOKE TO ME
AND TOLD ME THE MIDDLE-CLASSWHITE WAY TO CURE SARS--
CAMPBELL'S CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP, DAYQUIL, AND SPRITE.
YES,YES, OF COURSE.
QUICKLY STAN, WE MUSTGIVE IT TO EVERYONE.
BOY, THAT REALLYDID THE TRICK, STAN.
I THOUGHT WE WERE KINDA,SORT OF, NOT REALLY DONE FOR !
THANKS TO YOU,WE'RE ALL SAFE NOW, STAN.
( man )AAAHGHGH !!!
NOW, I WILL BLOW YOUR WEAK,SARS-INFESTED BODIES
OFF THE EARTH !
WAIT A MINUTE.
STOP, STOP !
YOUR, YOUR SARS--WHERE DID IT GO ?
WE HAVE CURED OURSELVES USINGTHE MEDICINES OF OUR CULTURE.
MY SON, PREMISERUNNINGTHIN,HAS THE SARS AS WELL.
YOU, YOU CAN CURE HIM ?
Chicken Soup, Dayquil & Sprite
Stan cures the town of SARS.
Kyle's dad loses his house to the casino.x CLOSE
The citizens of South Park hit a long shot bet, then squander all their money trying to win again.x CLOSE
The town accepts free blankets covered in SARS.x CLOSE
The boys arrive at a casino with Stan's and Kyle's parents.x CLOSE
The boys watch Native American standup comedy.x CLOSE
South Park considers pooling its resources to buy its property back.x CLOSE
Stan recalls all the fun (i.e., violence) South Park has known through the years.x CLOSE
The boys convince South Park to make one last bet in the casino.x CLOSE
The boys try to convince South Park to stand and fight.x CLOSE
The boys stand in the street to block the bulldozers and are joined - eventually -- by the rest of South Park.x CLOSE