WHAT IS THE STATEOF OUR PEOPLE ?
LAST NIGHT I SPOKE WITHTHE SPIRIT OF THE BEAR.
AND BEAR SAID THATIF WE DO NOT BUILDOUR SUPER HIGHWAY SOON,
OUR INVESTORSMAY SOON SELL OFF
THEIR SHARES OFOUR NEW CASINO.
YES, AND EAGLE SAYS THECUMULATIVE SHARED MARKET LOSS
ON THE REVENUE OF THE NEWCASINO DROPS 15% EVERY DAY.
THEN WE MUST FORCETHE SOUTH PARK PEOPLE
OFF THEIR PETTY LAND.
BUT THEY ARE DETERMINEDAND PROUD.
AND THE SPIRIT OF THE WIND HASSTATED THAT IF WE USE FORCE
IT COULD BEA PUBLICITY NIGHTMARE,
FURTHER HURTINGOUR NET ASSETS.
I ALREADY HAVE A PLAN HOW WECAN FORCE THEM OFF THEIR LAND...
WE'RE GOING TOGIVE THEM...
YES, WE WILL PRESENT THEBLANKETS AS A PEACE OFFERING.
BUT WHAT THE ROUND EYESWILL NOT KNOW,
IS THAT THE BLANKETS AREINFECTED WITH SARS !
THEY WILL ALL GET SARS !
AND THEN SARS WILL RUN THROUGHTHEIR TOWN LIKE A BUFFALO.
NOW, I NEED YOUR HELP GETTINGTHE SARS ONTO THE BLANKETS.
OKAY, BRING THEM IN !
( mock Chinese )
LET'S SEE HOW SOUTH PARKDEALS WITH THIS !
( yelling in Chinese )
EVERYONE, GRABA CHINESE PERSON
AND RUB THEMON A BLANKET !
MAKE SURE YOU RUB THEMALL OVER !
GET THE SARSNICE AND DEEP IN THERE.
Blankets Covered in SARS
Chief Runs With Premise plans to give all of South Park SARS.
Kyle's dad loses his house to the casino.x CLOSE
The citizens of South Park hit a long shot bet, then squander all their money trying to win again.x CLOSE
The town accepts free blankets covered in SARS.x CLOSE
The boys arrive at a casino with Stan's and Kyle's parents.x CLOSE
The boys watch Native American standup comedy.x CLOSE
South Park considers pooling its resources to buy its property back.x CLOSE
Stan recalls all the fun (i.e., violence) South Park has known through the years.x CLOSE
The boys convince South Park to make one last bet in the casino.x CLOSE
The boys try to convince South Park to stand and fight.x CLOSE
The boys stand in the street to block the bulldozers and are joined - eventually -- by the rest of South Park.x CLOSE