ERIC, WHERE HAVEYOU BEEN, IT'S 10:30 !
WE HAD TO TAKE DOWNA METH LAB ON MALA VISTA.
WELL YOU SHOULD HAVECALLED MOMMY !
WILL YOU GET OFF MY BACK !
IT'S HARD ENOUGHI GOTTA WORK THE BEAT,
AND THEN I GOTTACOME HOME TO YOUR NAGGING !
LOOK, LOOK, I'M SORRYIT'S JUST THIS CASE AND...
THE GUYS DOWNAT THE STATION.
I'M TIRED ALRIGHT,I'M TIRED.
WELL WHY DON'T YOU GET READYFOR SNUGGUMS NIGHT-NIGHT
AND I'LL BRING YOU SOMETOASTY CHOCOLATE NUMMERS.
ARE YOU STILL TRYINGTO GIVE A SEMEN SAMPLE ?
I'M TRYING, BUTNOTHING'S COMIN' OUT...
WELL, KEEP TRYING, BUTTERS.
AND SO YOU CAN SEE, CHILDREN,
THAT THE WOMEN'S MOVEMENTOF THE LATE 50s AND EARLY 60s
HAD A PROFOUND EFFECT ONFEMINISM IN AMERICA.
UH, BOYS !
WOULD IT TROUBLE YOU TERRIBLYNOT TO SLEEP IN MY CLASS ?!
WE WEREN'T SLEEPING,MR. GARRISON.
OH, WELL THEN MAYBE YOU CANTELL ME WHO WAS IN CHARGE
OF THE FEMINIST MOVEMENTOF THE EARLY 60s !
A BUNCH OF FAT OLD SKANKSON THEIR PERIODS ?
RIGHT, BUT WHO WAS THE FATTEST,OLDEST SKANK ON HER PERIOD ?
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT !
NOW PAY ATTENTION !
OKAY, CHILDREN, NOW THEBIGGEST SKANK OF ALL
WAS AN OLD FAT-ASSBY THE NAME OF-
MARSH, BROFLOVSKI,MCKORMICK, CARTMAN...
IN MY OFFICE !
UGH !UHHH !UGHHH !
LOOKS LIKE THAT METH LABYOU TOOK DOWN
WAS JUST THETIP OF THE ICEBERG.
THEY FOUND A PAPER TRAILLEADING ALL THE WAY
TO THE BIGGESTCRIME SYNDICATE IN COLORADO.
THE OPERATORS APPARENTLYRUN THEIR BUSINESS
OUT OF A SLEAZY STRIP JOINTDOWN IN ENGLEWOOD.
THEY'RE ALL COP KILLERS, SOI'M SENDING YOU IN UNDERCOVER.
UH, SIR, I HAVE A LOTOF HOMEWORK TO DO TONIGHT
AND I WAS-
WHAT ?!NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME -
I'M GIVING YOUONE LAST CHANCE !
YOU'RE GOOD COPS, BUT YOU LETYOUR EMOTIONS GET IN THE WAY.
AND YOUR LITTLE SHOOT FIRST, ASK QUESTIONS LATER TECHNIQUE
HAS NO PLACEIN THIS CENTURY !
NOW YOU GET DOWNTO THAT STRIP JOINT
AND YOU DO ITBY THE BOOKS.
YOU GOT IT ?!
THE MAYOR IS-- MY ASS--BLA BLA BLA !
SO... WHAT DID YOU BOYSHAVE TO SAY TO THE LIEUTENANT ?
NOTHING, HE JUSTTOLD US A BUNCH OF STUFF.
MAYBE YOU DECIDED YOU NEEDED TOTELL HIM ABOUT OUR...
The boys are told to go undercover at a strip club.
The impact is worldwide when the visitors return to South Park and the boys discover that Earth is one big intergalactic reality show.x CLOSE
When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang.x CLOSE
After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out.x CLOSE
When the boys join protesters to get out of school for a day, they find themselves in the middle of two opposing sides of the war issue.x CLOSE
The real Jenny From the Block is enraged when one of Cartman's body parts becomes too famous for its own good.x CLOSE
After starting their own South Park detective agency, the boys are officially named junior deputies by the police department.x CLOSE
Forced off their land by the owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino, the boys rally South Park to fight the rich and powerful Indians.x CLOSE
The boys are hot to be gay once the metrosexual craze hits South Park, and Mr. Garrison accuses the Queer Eye guys of selling out.x CLOSE
Cartman hits the top of the charts with his own Christian rock band, and the boys get arrested for downloading music on the Internet.x CLOSE
After South Park's senior citizens mow down a few farmers' markets, the boys decide to take action against the older generation.x CLOSE
The boys earn their first dollar playing detectives.x CLOSE
After a fake gun fight, the boys recover the girl's doll.x CLOSE
The boys manage to bring down the largest crime syndicate in Colorado.x CLOSE
A little girl asks the boys to find her missing doll.x CLOSE
Four kids playing FBI claim jurisdiction over the boys' case.x CLOSE
While Butters tries to give a semen sample, the boys leave to investigate a tip.x CLOSE
The boys are made official Junior Detectives and ordered to bust a meth lab.x CLOSE
The boys go down to the meth lab and neutralize the perps.x CLOSE
The boys get chewed out and hazed by the police.x CLOSE
The boys are told to go undercover at a strip club.x CLOSE