"ONE CIVILIAN VEHICLEWORTH $16,000
"THE SECOND FLOOROF THE POST OFFICE
AND A COFFEE SHOPVALUED AT $60,000."
THE MAYOR'SGONNA HAVE MY ASS !
UH, SIR WE JUST GOT KINDABLINDSIDED BY THE-
YOU GOT CARELESS !
NOW I DON'T KNOWHOW THEY DO THINGS
DOWN AT THAT DOG AND PONY SHOWTHEY CALL THE "FOURTH GRADE"
BUT HERE WE HAVE RULES !
JESUS, WE DON'T EVENHAVE GUYS TO QUESTION NOW
BECAUSE YOU KILLED THEM ALL !
ONE MORE SLIP-UPLIKE THAT
AND I'LL HAVE YOUR BADGESYOU HEAR ME ?!
NOW HIT THE SHOWERS !
WELL, WELL, WELL,IF IT ISN'T THE SUPERCOPS !
HEY MURPHY, THINK THEY'LLLET ME BORROW THEIR G.I. JOES ?
COME ON YOU GUYS,LEAVE 'EM ALONE.
RELAX HOPKINS, ALLFUN AND GAMES, RIGHT ?
SO TELL US, ROOKIES,
YOU, UH, FIND YOURSELFA LITTLE 'BONUS' IN THAT HOUSE ?
A BONUS ?
COME ON... WE ALLSKIM A LITTLE OFF THE TOP.
OH... OR ARE YOU TOOGOOD FOR THAT ?
YOU THINK YOU'REGONNA WALTZ IN HERE
AND CLEAN UPTHE SYSTEM, IS THAT IT ?
WE JUST WANNA BEJUNIOR DETECTIVES.
LOOK, WE ALL WORK HARD !
AND WE DESERVE MORE THANTHE 30,000 A YEAR WE GET PAID.
SO WHAT IF WE TAKE INA LITTLE ON THE SIDE ?
YEAH, WHO THE HELLARE YOU TO CHANGE THAT ?
I SAID BACK OFF, MURPHY !
WHY DON'T YOU AND YOURROOKIE FRIENDS MAKE US ?
C'MON, BRING IT !
WHAT'S THE HELLIS THE PROBLEM HERE ?
NO PROBLEM, SIR... NO PROBLEM AT ALL.
THEN HIT THE SHOWERS,ALL OF YOU !
DUDE, I DON'T WANNA PLAYDETECTIVE ANYMORE.
IT'LL GET BETTER, YOU GUYS.
BETTER HOW, DUDE ?
LOOK, WE SAID WE WANTEDTO FORM A CLUB
TO PROTECT ANDSERVE SOUTH PARK.
WE PUT ALL THISTIME INTO IT.
I MEAN, WHAT DO YOUGUYS WANNA DO, HUH ?
GO BACK TO PLAYINGCAR MECHANICS ?
OR LAUNDROMAT OWNERS ?
WE WERE HAPPYPLAYING LAUNDROMAT OWNERS.
WE STARTEDPLAYING DETECTIVE
BECAUSE WE WANTED OUR PLAYTIMETO MEAN SOMETHING.
OR HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN WHYYOU JOINED THE FORCE, KYLE ?
HEY, BROFLOVSKI'SA GOOD COP !
YOU GUYS CAN GO BACK TO PLAYINGLAUNDROMAT OWNERS IF YOU WANT-
BUT I'M NOT GONNA GIVETHOSE KIDS PLAYING FBI
THE CHANCE TOLAUGH AT US.
I'LL SEE YOU GUYSAT SCHOOL TOMORROW.
Hit the Showers
The boys get chewed out and hazed by the police.
The impact is worldwide when the visitors return to South Park and the boys discover that Earth is one big intergalactic reality show.x CLOSE
When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang.x CLOSE
After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out.x CLOSE
When the boys join protesters to get out of school for a day, they find themselves in the middle of two opposing sides of the war issue.x CLOSE
The real Jenny From the Block is enraged when one of Cartman's body parts becomes too famous for its own good.x CLOSE
After starting their own South Park detective agency, the boys are officially named junior deputies by the police department.x CLOSE
Forced off their land by the owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino, the boys rally South Park to fight the rich and powerful Indians.x CLOSE
The boys are hot to be gay once the metrosexual craze hits South Park, and Mr. Garrison accuses the Queer Eye guys of selling out.x CLOSE
Cartman hits the top of the charts with his own Christian rock band, and the boys get arrested for downloading music on the Internet.x CLOSE
After South Park's senior citizens mow down a few farmers' markets, the boys decide to take action against the older generation.x CLOSE
The boys earn their first dollar playing detectives.x CLOSE
After a fake gun fight, the boys recover the girl's doll.x CLOSE
The boys manage to bring down the largest crime syndicate in Colorado.x CLOSE
A little girl asks the boys to find her missing doll.x CLOSE
Four kids playing FBI claim jurisdiction over the boys' case.x CLOSE
While Butters tries to give a semen sample, the boys leave to investigate a tip.x CLOSE
The boys are made official Junior Detectives and ordered to bust a meth lab.x CLOSE
The boys go down to the meth lab and neutralize the perps.x CLOSE
The boys get chewed out and hazed by the police.x CLOSE
The boys are told to go undercover at a strip club.x CLOSE