I WAS AT HOME.
YOUR STORY IS FULL OF HOLESAND I'M GONNA BEAT YOUR ASS
IF YOU DON'T STARTTELLING THE TRUTH !
( mumbling )AW, DON'T BE SO MEAN...
BUTTERS IS OUR FRIEND, HUH...
THEY'RE REALLY GOOD AT THIS"GOOD COP-BAD COP" THING.
YOU'RE GOING DOWN, BUTTERSYOU HEAR ME ?
AW, AW, DON'T FEEL BAD,POOR LITTLE KID.
YOU'RE A WORTHLESS TWO DOLLARCRIMINAL, AND YOU'RE LYING !
AW, IT'S OKAY,POOR LIL' FELLA.
I DON'T HAVE NOTHIN'TO CONFESS !
FINE, THEN YOU WON'T MINDGIVING US A SEMEN SAMPLE.
HOW DO I DO THAT ?
YOU JUST MAKE THE SEMENCOME OUT OF YOUR BODY
AND PUT ITIN THIS CUP !
HOW DO I MAKE SEMENCOME OUT OF MY BODY ?!
STOP PLAYING GAMES !
I'M NOT PLAYING,I REALLY DON'T KNOW !!
THAT DOES IT,WAIT RIGHT HERE !
YOU GUYS,DID YOU HEAR THAT ?!
BUTTERS DOESN'T KNOW HOW YOUMAKE SEMEN COME OUT YOUR BODY !
HOWYOU MAKESEMEN COME OUT ?
I DON'T KNOW,I WAS HOPING YOU GUYS DID.
IT'S THAT THING WELEARNED ABOUT IN SCHOOL
WHERE YOU PULL ON YOUR WIENERUNTIL WHITE STUFF COMES OUT.
OH RIGHT, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TOPULL AND MASTER-BER-NATE
YOUR WIENER REALLY FAST.
OKAY, RETARD YOU REALLYDON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKESEMEN COME OUT ?
FOLLOW ME TOTHE BATHROOM !
AW, IT'S ALRIGHT, BUTTERS,
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
NOW GO SITON THE TOILET
AND PULL AND TUGON YOUR WIENER
UNTIL WHITE STUFF COMES OUT,THEN PUT IT IN THIS CUP.
MY WIENER ?
YES, RETARD, SEMEN COMESFROM YOUR WIENER.
NOW DO IT !
WELL, BUTTERS ?
I'M PULLING ON MY WIENERBUT NOTHING'S HAPPENING.
WELL PULL HARDER !
IT'S NOT WORKING.
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NO NOTHING !
BUTTERS YOU WANNA GO TO JAILFOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE ?
THEN YOU BETTER GETTHAT SEMEN SAMPLE
NO MATTER HOW LONGIT TAKES !
CARTMAN !CARTMAN !
WE JUST GOT A TIPTHAT A DOLL WAS FOUND
NEAR FOSSE'S HOUSE !
LET'S GO !
While Butters tries to give a semen sample, the boys leave to investigate a tip.
The impact is worldwide when the visitors return to South Park and the boys discover that Earth is one big intergalactic reality show.x CLOSE
When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang.x CLOSE
After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out.x CLOSE
When the boys join protesters to get out of school for a day, they find themselves in the middle of two opposing sides of the war issue.x CLOSE
The real Jenny From the Block is enraged when one of Cartman's body parts becomes too famous for its own good.x CLOSE
After starting their own South Park detective agency, the boys are officially named junior deputies by the police department.x CLOSE
Forced off their land by the owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino, the boys rally South Park to fight the rich and powerful Indians.x CLOSE
The boys are hot to be gay once the metrosexual craze hits South Park, and Mr. Garrison accuses the Queer Eye guys of selling out.x CLOSE
Cartman hits the top of the charts with his own Christian rock band, and the boys get arrested for downloading music on the Internet.x CLOSE
After South Park's senior citizens mow down a few farmers' markets, the boys decide to take action against the older generation.x CLOSE
The boys earn their first dollar playing detectives.x CLOSE
After a fake gun fight, the boys recover the girl's doll.x CLOSE
The boys manage to bring down the largest crime syndicate in Colorado.x CLOSE
A little girl asks the boys to find her missing doll.x CLOSE
Four kids playing FBI claim jurisdiction over the boys' case.x CLOSE
While Butters tries to give a semen sample, the boys leave to investigate a tip.x CLOSE
The boys are made official Junior Detectives and ordered to bust a meth lab.x CLOSE
The boys go down to the meth lab and neutralize the perps.x CLOSE
The boys get chewed out and hazed by the police.x CLOSE
The boys are told to go undercover at a strip club.x CLOSE