♪ OOH BABY BABY,CAN I HAVE YOUR TACOS ? ♪
♪ THOSE TACOSSURE LOOK GOOD ♪
♪ I'M JUST JENNYFROM THE HOOD ♪
♪ OOH, CAN I HAVEYOUR TACOS, POR FA-- ♪
STOP, STOP !
WHAT THE HELLIS WRONG WITH YOU ?!
YOU CHULOS CAN'T EVENKEEP A BEAT !
I DESERVE BETTER THAN THIS,I AM HENNIFER HLOPEZ !
WHERE IS MY WATER ?!
NOT EVI ! N
PELLIGRINO,YOU STUPID BITCH !
UH, THAT'S FINE,MS. LOPEZ.
LOOK, IT'S BEENA LONG NIGHT,
WHY DON'T WE PICK IT UPIN THE MORNING.
FINE MY ASS, CHULO !
I'LL TELL YOUWHEN IT'S FINE !
STUPID IDIOTS !
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKEAN ALBUM WITH THOSE CHULOS ?
YOU LITTLE SNOT NOSE !
YOU RUINED MY CAREER AND NOWYOU'RE TRYING TO STEAL MY MAN ?
YOU BETTER STAY AWAYFROM HIM !
OW ! OW !
OH JESUS !AAAGH !
YOUR SON'S HAND HASA HAIRLINE FRACTURE
AND TWO DISLOCATEDFINGERS.
OH, DEAR !
BUT I'M MORE CONCERNEDABOUT HIS STATE OF MIND.
YOUR SON APPEARS TO BECOMPLETELY INSANE.
I TOLD YOUTHIS WOULD HAPPEN.
OH, HELLO GUYS.
CARTMAN, YOU NEED TO STOPTHIS STUPID LITTLE GAMEYOU'RE PLAYING.
OH KYLE,WHY YOU NO LIKE ME ?
KYLE IS RIGHT,MS. LOPEZ.
FROM NOW ON, WE'RE STAYINGAWAY FROM BEN AFFLECK !
I HATE YOU.
COME ON, SWEETIE,DOCTOR SAYS YOU NEED TO
GET HOME ANDGET LOTS OF REST.
( rooster crowing )
WHAT IS IT, SWEETIE ?
BEN AFFLECK IS NAKEDIN MY BED !
OOH, LOOKS LIKETHE TOOTH FAIRY
WAS EXTRA HAPPYWITH YOU !
BUENOS DIAS, MY LOVE !
GOOD MORNING, BABY.
YOU HAVE TO GETOUT OF HERE !
JENNIFER LOPEZ IS GONNAKICK MY ASS AGAIN !
HE'S NOT GOINGANYWHERE !
BEN AND I WERE UP ALL NIGHTMAKING LOVE !
WHAT ?AW-- AWWW !
BEN AFFLECK SPOOGE !
SHOULD WE TELL HIMTHE NEWS ?
WHAT NEWS ?
I THINK WE SHOULDTELL HIM.
IT'S ALRIGHT ?IT'S ALRIGHT.
WE'RE GETTINGMARRIED !
OH, BALLS !
Can I Have Your Tacos
Cartman's hand is out of control.
The impact is worldwide when the visitors return to South Park and the boys discover that Earth is one big intergalactic reality show.x CLOSE
When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang.x CLOSE
After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out.x CLOSE
When the boys join protesters to get out of school for a day, they find themselves in the middle of two opposing sides of the war issue.x CLOSE
The real Jenny From the Block is enraged when one of Cartman's body parts becomes too famous for its own good.x CLOSE
After starting their own South Park detective agency, the boys are officially named junior deputies by the police department.x CLOSE
Forced off their land by the owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino, the boys rally South Park to fight the rich and powerful Indians.x CLOSE
The boys are hot to be gay once the metrosexual craze hits South Park, and Mr. Garrison accuses the Queer Eye guys of selling out.x CLOSE
Cartman hits the top of the charts with his own Christian rock band, and the boys get arrested for downloading music on the Internet.x CLOSE
After South Park's senior citizens mow down a few farmers' markets, the boys decide to take action against the older generation.x CLOSE
Cartman admits that his hand wasn't really J-Lo and makes a fool out of Kyle.x CLOSE
J-Lo and Ben Affleck show up at South Park Elementary.x CLOSE
Record execs love Cartman's J-Lo.x CLOSE
Cartman entertains the Latino Endowment Committee.x CLOSE
BHI wants to hear more music from Ms. Lopez.x CLOSE
Jennifer Lopez gets dropped and seeks revenge.x CLOSE
Cartman's J-Lo records a hit single.x CLOSE
Ben Affleck professes his love for Cartman's hand.x CLOSE
Cartman's hand is out of control.x CLOSE
Jennifer Lopez goes after Cartman with a chainsaw.x CLOSE