HEY, I WAS WONDERING IFI COULD TALK TO MS. LOPEZ.
SHE'S NOT HERERIGHT NOW.
BEN, IS THATMY DARLING BEN ?
JENNY ?YES, JENNY, IT'S ME !
WHERE ARE YOU ?
PLEASE,I HAVE TO SEE HER !
( sighs )
OH, YOU BROUGHT MERRRROSES !
AW, JENNY, I JUST CAN'T STOPTHINKING ABOUT YOU.
I CAN'T STOP THINKINGABOUT YOU EITHER, BEN !
I'VE BEEN MEANING TO WRITEA SONG OR A POEM,
BUT I HAVE NO TALENT.
I KNOW, MY DARLING,THAT'S OKAY !
WILL YOU JUST TAKE A RIDEWITH ME IN MY AWESOME CAR ?
OH, BEN,I WOULD LOVE TO !
EXCUSE MEONE SECOND, BEN.
DON'T YOU RUIN THISOPPORTUNITY FOR ME.
HOW CAN YOU STAND INTHE WAY OF THIS ?
I'M NOT GOING OUTIN HIS CAR.
I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU BLOWTHIS ONE CHANCE I GOT.
I DON'T CARE, I'M SUPPOSED TOSIT HERE AND DO MY HOMEWORK.
( both yelling )
FINE, FINE, FINE !
OKAY, BEN, LET'S GO !
OH BEN, I AM SO HAPPY.
THE COOL BREEZEBLOWING THROUGH MY HAIR
IN YOUR SEXY AUTOMOBILE.
LET'S SPEND THEWHOLE DAY TOGETHER !
♪ OH BENYOU ARE SO PERFECT ♪
♪ SO SPECTACULARRRIN EVERY WAY ♪
♪ YOU BRING LIGHTINTO MY LIFE, BEN ♪
♪ YOU ALMOST MAKE ME FORGETALL ABOUT TACOS ♪
♪ OOH TACOS SO GOOD
♪ IN MY TUMMY YUMMY YUMMYGIMME MORE ♪
♪ I LOVE YOU, BEN
♪ YOU ALMOST MAKE MEFORGET ABOUT TACOS ♪♪
JENNY, I HAVE TOTELL YOU SOMETHING.
I... I THINK I LOVE YOU.
OH, I LOVE YOUTOO, BEN !
BUT WHAT ?
BUT WHAT IF YOU STILL HAVEFEELINGS FOR THE SLUT
WITH THE LARGE ASS ?
I STILL CARE FOR HER,MAYBE I ALWAYS WILL.
BUT, YOU JUST HAVESO MUCH MORE GOING ON.
OH, BEN, BEN...
JENNY,CAN I KISS YOU ?
YES, OH YES, BEN,KISS ME !
AW, GOD DAMMIT !
AW !AWWWW, DUDE !
JUST LIKE TACOS.
TACO-FLAVORED KISSESFOR MY BEN.
YOU'RE SO HOT, BABY.
I MAKE YOU HOT, BEN ?
OH JENNY.OH JENNY !
OH GOD, JENNY !
OH BEN,MY DARLING !
AW, SICK !
AW, THAT'S IT,WE'RE LEAVING NOW !
BUT I LOVE HER !
JENNY !JENNY, I'LL CALL YOU !
I LOVE YOU, BEN !
Taco Flavored Kisses For My Ben
Ben Affleck professes his love for Cartman's hand.
The impact is worldwide when the visitors return to South Park and the boys discover that Earth is one big intergalactic reality show.x CLOSE
When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang.x CLOSE
After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out.x CLOSE
When the boys join protesters to get out of school for a day, they find themselves in the middle of two opposing sides of the war issue.x CLOSE
The real Jenny From the Block is enraged when one of Cartman's body parts becomes too famous for its own good.x CLOSE
After starting their own South Park detective agency, the boys are officially named junior deputies by the police department.x CLOSE
Forced off their land by the owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino, the boys rally South Park to fight the rich and powerful Indians.x CLOSE
The boys are hot to be gay once the metrosexual craze hits South Park, and Mr. Garrison accuses the Queer Eye guys of selling out.x CLOSE
Cartman hits the top of the charts with his own Christian rock band, and the boys get arrested for downloading music on the Internet.x CLOSE
After South Park's senior citizens mow down a few farmers' markets, the boys decide to take action against the older generation.x CLOSE
Cartman admits that his hand wasn't really J-Lo and makes a fool out of Kyle.x CLOSE
J-Lo and Ben Affleck show up at South Park Elementary.x CLOSE
Record execs love Cartman's J-Lo.x CLOSE
Cartman entertains the Latino Endowment Committee.x CLOSE
BHI wants to hear more music from Ms. Lopez.x CLOSE
Jennifer Lopez gets dropped and seeks revenge.x CLOSE
Cartman's J-Lo records a hit single.x CLOSE
Ben Affleck professes his love for Cartman's hand.x CLOSE
Cartman's hand is out of control.x CLOSE
Jennifer Lopez goes after Cartman with a chainsaw.x CLOSE