YO, MAKE IT QUICK,I GOT A VIDEO SHOOT AT TWO
AND A SCRIPT READINGAT FIVE.
YES, WELL, MS. LOPEZ,WE REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT,
UH, WE'RE DROPPING YOUFROM THE LABEL.
WHAT ?!OH, NO, YOU DI'NT !
WE WANT TO THANK YOU FORALL YOUR HARD WORK AND--
YOU CAN'T DROP ME !I'M JENNIFER LOPEZ !
HOW CAN YOU DROP ME ?!
WELL, A VERY TALENTED,YOUNGER SINGER
HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION
AND THE TRUTHOF THE MATTER IS
HER NAME HAPPENS TO BEJENNIFER LOPEZ AS WELL,
AND WE REALLY CAN'T HAVETWO HERE AT B.H.I. RECORDS.
WHO THE HELL IS THISOTHER JENNIFER LOPEZ ?!
WHERE IS SHE COME FROM ?!
WELL, SHE LIVES INSOUTH PARK, COLORADO NOW,
BUT I BELIEVE SHE'S ORIGINALLYFROM MEXICO JUST LIKE YOU.
I DON'T COME FROMNO MEXICO !
I'M "PUERA RICAAN" !
WHATEVER, LOOK,IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL,
WE JUST THINKYOU NEED TO MOVE ON.
AND YOU'RE AMEAN-SPIRITED BITCH
WHO SPITS ON PEOPLEWHO AREN'T RICH AND FAMOUS.
And sources say that the newfilm will star Ben Affleck !
HA HA HA,THAT'S ME.
HOW'D IT GO, BABY ?
TERRIBLE, BEN !
SOME GIRL IN COLORADO
IS TRYING TO BECOMETHE NEW JENNIFER LOPEZ !
( dog yips )
SHUT UP !
WHAT ?!WHO COULD REPLACE YOU ?
YO DRIVER !STUPID DRIVER !
YES, MA'AM,WHERE TO ?
TAKE ME TO SOUTH PARK,COLORADO !
I'M GONNAKILL THAT BITCH !
Jennifer Lopez Gets Dropped
Jennifer Lopez gets dropped and seeks revenge.
The impact is worldwide when the visitors return to South Park and the boys discover that Earth is one big intergalactic reality show.x CLOSE
When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang.x CLOSE
After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out.x CLOSE
When the boys join protesters to get out of school for a day, they find themselves in the middle of two opposing sides of the war issue.x CLOSE
The real Jenny From the Block is enraged when one of Cartman's body parts becomes too famous for its own good.x CLOSE
After starting their own South Park detective agency, the boys are officially named junior deputies by the police department.x CLOSE
Forced off their land by the owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino, the boys rally South Park to fight the rich and powerful Indians.x CLOSE
The boys are hot to be gay once the metrosexual craze hits South Park, and Mr. Garrison accuses the Queer Eye guys of selling out.x CLOSE
Cartman hits the top of the charts with his own Christian rock band, and the boys get arrested for downloading music on the Internet.x CLOSE
After South Park's senior citizens mow down a few farmers' markets, the boys decide to take action against the older generation.x CLOSE
Cartman admits that his hand wasn't really J-Lo and makes a fool out of Kyle.x CLOSE
J-Lo and Ben Affleck show up at South Park Elementary.x CLOSE
Record execs love Cartman's J-Lo.x CLOSE
Cartman entertains the Latino Endowment Committee.x CLOSE
BHI wants to hear more music from Ms. Lopez.x CLOSE
Jennifer Lopez gets dropped and seeks revenge.x CLOSE
Cartman's J-Lo records a hit single.x CLOSE
Ben Affleck professes his love for Cartman's hand.x CLOSE
Cartman's hand is out of control.x CLOSE
Jennifer Lopez goes after Cartman with a chainsaw.x CLOSE