B.H.I. RECORDS ?
OH, IT'S FOR YOU,MS. LOPEZ.
OH OH,SI SI SI.
WHAT DO THEY WANT ?
JUST A SECOND,I'M TRYING TO HEAR.
IT'S ALRIGHT ?IT'S ALRIGHT.
YES, YES, THIS ISMS. LOPEZ.
( gasps )AAAAHH !!
WHAT, WHAT ?
OH MY GOD,I CAN'T BELIEVE IT !
HELLO ?YOU STILL THERE ?
THEY WANT TO SIGN ME TOTHE RECORD COMPANY !
YOU WANT TO SIGNMS. LOPEZ ?
OH MY GOD,IT'S HAPPENING FOR ME !
YES, YES, WE CAN RECORDAN ALBUM NEXT WEEK !
SURE WE CANWRITE 10 SONGS !
WE'LL START TONIGHT !
WE'RE GONNABE RICH !
WE'RE GONNA BE FAMOUS !
COME ON, WE'VE GOTTA GETTO WORK ON SOME SONGS !
THERE, THAT'S THREE MORE SONGSWE'VE WRITTEN ALREADY !
YOUR STYLE OF MUSICIS SO EASY
IT DOESN'T REQUIREANY THOUGHT AT ALL !
OH, SI SI SI.
OKAY, MS. LOPEZ,TIME TO GO TO SLEEP.
OH, I'M SO SLEEPY.
GOODNIGHT, MS. LOPEZ, TOMORROWIS GONNA BE A GREAT DAY.
A GREAT DAY TOMORROW...
KYLE, YOU WERE WRONG,WE DID GET A RECORD DEAL !
YOU WERE WRONG, KYLE !
♪ NYA-NYA NYA-NYANYAAA NYA ♪
♪ HA-HA HA HA HAHAAA HA ♪
( crying )
♪ NYA NYA NYA NYANYAAAA NYA ♪
♪ HA HA HA HAHAAAAA HA ♪
AWESOME, YESSS !
MS. LOPEZ !JENNIFER, RIGHT HERE !
WE LOVE YOU, JENNIFER,OVER HERE !
WE LOVE YOU, JENNIFER !
Ms. Lopez Gets Signed
BHI wants to hear more music from Ms. Lopez.
The impact is worldwide when the visitors return to South Park and the boys discover that Earth is one big intergalactic reality show.x CLOSE
When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang.x CLOSE
After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out.x CLOSE
When the boys join protesters to get out of school for a day, they find themselves in the middle of two opposing sides of the war issue.x CLOSE
The real Jenny From the Block is enraged when one of Cartman's body parts becomes too famous for its own good.x CLOSE
After starting their own South Park detective agency, the boys are officially named junior deputies by the police department.x CLOSE
Forced off their land by the owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino, the boys rally South Park to fight the rich and powerful Indians.x CLOSE
The boys are hot to be gay once the metrosexual craze hits South Park, and Mr. Garrison accuses the Queer Eye guys of selling out.x CLOSE
Cartman hits the top of the charts with his own Christian rock band, and the boys get arrested for downloading music on the Internet.x CLOSE
After South Park's senior citizens mow down a few farmers' markets, the boys decide to take action against the older generation.x CLOSE
Cartman admits that his hand wasn't really J-Lo and makes a fool out of Kyle.x CLOSE
J-Lo and Ben Affleck show up at South Park Elementary.x CLOSE
Record execs love Cartman's J-Lo.x CLOSE
Cartman entertains the Latino Endowment Committee.x CLOSE
BHI wants to hear more music from Ms. Lopez.x CLOSE
Jennifer Lopez gets dropped and seeks revenge.x CLOSE
Cartman's J-Lo records a hit single.x CLOSE
Ben Affleck professes his love for Cartman's hand.x CLOSE
Cartman's hand is out of control.x CLOSE
Jennifer Lopez goes after Cartman with a chainsaw.x CLOSE