AND IN CONCLUSION,THE LATINO COMMUNITY
HAS PROVIDED AMERICA,AND INDEED THE ENTIRE WORLD,
WITH INNOVATIONS THATWE WOULD BE LOST WITHOUT.
AND THAT IS MY PRESENTATIONON THE ROLE OF HISPANICS
IN AMERICAN TECHNOLOGY,THANK YOU.
( cheers & applause )
OKAY, THANK YOU,KYLE BROFLOVSKI.
THAT WAS VERY GOOD, KYLE.
I THINK THE LATINOENDOWMENT COUNCIL
WAS VERY HAPPY WITHYOUR PRESENTATION.
LOOKS LIKEYOU MIGHT WIN.
ALRIGHT, STUDENTS,MEMBERS OF THE SCHOOL BOARD.
OUR LAST SPEAKER WILLDISCUSS THE IMPORTANT ROLE
OF LATINOS IN THE ARTS.
HERE IS--ERIC CARTMAN.
ERIC CARTMAN ?!
( smattering of applause )
THE LATINO CULTUREHAS BEEN VERY INFLUENTIAL
ON THE ARTS IN AMERICA.
BUT YOU DON'THAVE TO ASK ME.
YOU CAN ASK MY SPECIAL GUEST,MS. JENNIFER LOPEZ !
MS. LOPEZ,COME ON OUT HERE !
OH, JESUS CHRIST !
MY NAME ISJENNIFER LOPEZ.
I EAT TACOSAND BURRITOS.
MS. LOPEZ, WOULD YOU LIKE TOTALK ABOUT LATINOS IN THE ARTS ?
OH, SI, SI.
BUT FIRST I WOULD LIKE TOPUT ON MY PRETTY DRESS.
OH, YOU MEAN THIS ONE ?
OH, SI, SI, SI,I LIKE IT VERY MUCH.
THERE WE GO.IT'S ALRIGHT ?
THAT'S A VERYPRETTY DRESS.
IT BETTER BE,I AM "HENNIFER HLOPEZ" !
NO, NO, NO,YOU'RE JENNIFER LOPEZ.
SI, SI,HENNIFER HLOPEZ.
NO, NO, J--HJ--
( amused chuckles )
MS. LOPEZ, COULD YOU SHOWEVERYONE YOUR SPECIAL EXAMPLE
OF LATINO ART ?
♪ DON'T BE FOOLEDBY ALL MY MONEY ♪
♪ I STILL LIKE TO EATTACOS, HONEY ♪
♪ SO CRISPY ON THE OUTSIDESO SUPER GOOD AND YUMMY ♪♪
AND THAT IS MY PRESENTATIONON LATINOS IN THE ARTS.
( applause & cheers )
I Eat Tacos & Burritos
Cartman entertains the Latino Endowment Committee.
The impact is worldwide when the visitors return to South Park and the boys discover that Earth is one big intergalactic reality show.x CLOSE
When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang.x CLOSE
After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out.x CLOSE
When the boys join protesters to get out of school for a day, they find themselves in the middle of two opposing sides of the war issue.x CLOSE
The real Jenny From the Block is enraged when one of Cartman's body parts becomes too famous for its own good.x CLOSE
After starting their own South Park detective agency, the boys are officially named junior deputies by the police department.x CLOSE
Forced off their land by the owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino, the boys rally South Park to fight the rich and powerful Indians.x CLOSE
The boys are hot to be gay once the metrosexual craze hits South Park, and Mr. Garrison accuses the Queer Eye guys of selling out.x CLOSE
Cartman hits the top of the charts with his own Christian rock band, and the boys get arrested for downloading music on the Internet.x CLOSE
After South Park's senior citizens mow down a few farmers' markets, the boys decide to take action against the older generation.x CLOSE
Cartman admits that his hand wasn't really J-Lo and makes a fool out of Kyle.x CLOSE
J-Lo and Ben Affleck show up at South Park Elementary.x CLOSE
Record execs love Cartman's J-Lo.x CLOSE
Cartman entertains the Latino Endowment Committee.x CLOSE
BHI wants to hear more music from Ms. Lopez.x CLOSE
Jennifer Lopez gets dropped and seeks revenge.x CLOSE
Cartman's J-Lo records a hit single.x CLOSE
Ben Affleck professes his love for Cartman's hand.x CLOSE
Cartman's hand is out of control.x CLOSE
Jennifer Lopez goes after Cartman with a chainsaw.x CLOSE