THEY'RE COMING IN !
WHAT DO WE DO ?
IT'S THAT GUY YOU WANT !
HE'S TRYING TO REVERSEYOUR POLARITIES !
GET IN THE CAR, CHILDREN,GET IN THE CAR !
( honking )
WHAT IS THAT ?
CAN YOU SEE ANYTHING,CHILDREN ?
THE ALIENSARE CHASING US !
GOD DAMN ALIENS !
CHEF, END OF THE ROAD !
HOLD ON, CHILDREN !WE HAVE TO DITCH THEM !
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MAN ?
( "Dukes" narrator )LOOKS LIKE THEM BOYS AREGETTING A LITTLE FRESH AIR.
( country music )
I THINK WE DITCHED 'EM.
I DON'T THINK WE'REOUT OF THE WOODS YET.
COOP COOP !
IT'S THE POLICE !
THAT AIN'T NO POLICE !
WHEN DO WE GET TO EAT ?I'M HUNGRY.
( "General Lee" horn )
HA ! GOD DAMN ALIENS !
I BEAT YOU !
WHERE'D YOU LEARNTO DRIVE, ALIENS ?
CHINESE AUTO SCHOOL ?
CHEF !CHEF, HELP !
YOU'RE LUCKY I DIDN'TJUST TURN AROUND
AND BEAT YOUR WHITESKINNY ALIEN ASSES ANYWAY !
MAYBE NEXT TIMEYOU'LL REMEMBER TO-- HUH ?
AW, CRAP !
( all )CHEFFFF !
WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE THE BOYSARE IN MORE TROUBLE
THAN A JUNE BUGIN MOLASSES.
AND IT'S PRETTY THICKMOLASSES, TOO.
Chased By Aliens
Aliens abduct the boys.
The impact is worldwide when the visitors return to South Park and the boys discover that Earth is one big intergalactic reality show.x CLOSE
When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang.x CLOSE
After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out.x CLOSE
When the boys join protesters to get out of school for a day, they find themselves in the middle of two opposing sides of the war issue.x CLOSE
The real Jenny From the Block is enraged when one of Cartman's body parts becomes too famous for its own good.x CLOSE
After starting their own South Park detective agency, the boys are officially named junior deputies by the police department.x CLOSE
Forced off their land by the owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino, the boys rally South Park to fight the rich and powerful Indians.x CLOSE
The boys are hot to be gay once the metrosexual craze hits South Park, and Mr. Garrison accuses the Queer Eye guys of selling out.x CLOSE
Cartman hits the top of the charts with his own Christian rock band, and the boys get arrested for downloading music on the Internet.x CLOSE
After South Park's senior citizens mow down a few farmers' markets, the boys decide to take action against the older generation.x CLOSE
The boys realize they're in a repeat.x CLOSE
Earth turns out to be an alien reality show.x CLOSE
The boys blackmail the Network Heads.x CLOSE
Cartman has an alien satellite dish in his butt.x CLOSE
A Scientist checks out the satellite dish in Cartman's ass.x CLOSE
Aliens abduct the boys.x CLOSE
The boys wake up in outer space.x CLOSE
Jeff reveals the truth about Earth.x CLOSE
The boys insist on trying to get the network heads to un-cancel "Earth!"x CLOSE
Jeff figures out that Earth is being cancelled.x CLOSE