HE'S A DOCTOR THAT SPECIALIZESIN YOUR ASSHOLE, CHILDREN.
YOU MEAN AT SOME POINTIN THIS DOCTOR'S LIFE
HE DECIDED HE WANTED TOWORK ON PEOPLE'S BUTTHOLES ?
WHAT A DICK.
THANKS FOR SEEING ERICON SUCH SHORT NOTICE.
WHAT SEEMS TO BETHE PROBLEM ?
WE JUST WANT YOUTO TAKE A LOOK
AND TELL US IF YOU SEEANYTHING ABNORMAL.
OTHER THAN ITSMONSTROUS SIZE.
SHUT UP ! SHUT YOURGOD DAMN MOUTH !!
ALRIGHT, LET'S SEE HERE...
OH MY GOD !
WHY THERE'S A HUGE CRACK GOINGRIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE !
HA, HA, VERY FUNNY.
LIKE WE HAVEN'T HEARDTHAT ONE A ZILLION TIMES.
ALRIGHT,LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
JUST WHAT THE HELL DO YOUTHINK YOU'RE DOING ?
ERIC, THE DOCTOR HAS TO FEELINSIDE YOUR RECTUM.
HE'LL PROBABLY HAVE TOBURN HIS HAND AND BURY IT.
KYLE, I SWEAR IF I DIDN'THAVE A GUY'S HAND UPMY ASS RIGHT NOW,
I'D LEAP ACROSS THE ROOMAND KICK YOU IN THE NUTS.
EGH, EH-- OOH.
THE PROSTATESEEMS TO BE NORMAL...
NO SWELLING OFTHE HERMODAL GLAND...
WAIT, WHAT'S THIS ?
ARE YOU OKAY ?
YOU KNOW THAT FEELINGWHEN YOU TAKE A HUGE DUMP ?
WELL, DOCTOR ?
I'VE NEVER QUITESEEN THIS BEFORE.
PERHAPS HE JUST NEEDSSOME HEMORRHOID CREAM.
YOU ALRIGHT ?
YOU KNOW THAT FEELING WHENTHE HUGE DUMP YOU JUST TOOK
SHOOTS BACK UP INSIDE YOUR ASS?
NO, I'M NOT ALRIGHT !!
I'VE NEVER SEENA HEMORRHOIDREACT THIS WAY.
THAT WASN'T NO HEMORRHOID,IT WAS A ALIEN HOOP-A-JOO !
COME ON, CHILDREN, WE'VE GOT TOGET ERIC TO SOME REAL HELP !
WHERE TO NOW, CHEF ?
THAT THING INSIDEERIC'S ASSHOLE
LOOKED LIKE SOME KIND OFALIEN SATELLITE DISH.
WE NEED TO SEE MY FRIEND DOWNAT THE SPACE CENTER, NOW !
That's No Hemorrhoid
Cartman has an alien satellite dish in his butt.
The impact is worldwide when the visitors return to South Park and the boys discover that Earth is one big intergalactic reality show.x CLOSE
When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang.x CLOSE
After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out.x CLOSE
When the boys join protesters to get out of school for a day, they find themselves in the middle of two opposing sides of the war issue.x CLOSE
The real Jenny From the Block is enraged when one of Cartman's body parts becomes too famous for its own good.x CLOSE
After starting their own South Park detective agency, the boys are officially named junior deputies by the police department.x CLOSE
Forced off their land by the owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino, the boys rally South Park to fight the rich and powerful Indians.x CLOSE
The boys are hot to be gay once the metrosexual craze hits South Park, and Mr. Garrison accuses the Queer Eye guys of selling out.x CLOSE
Cartman hits the top of the charts with his own Christian rock band, and the boys get arrested for downloading music on the Internet.x CLOSE
After South Park's senior citizens mow down a few farmers' markets, the boys decide to take action against the older generation.x CLOSE
The boys realize they're in a repeat.x CLOSE
Earth turns out to be an alien reality show.x CLOSE
The boys blackmail the Network Heads.x CLOSE
Cartman has an alien satellite dish in his butt.x CLOSE
A Scientist checks out the satellite dish in Cartman's ass.x CLOSE
Aliens abduct the boys.x CLOSE
The boys wake up in outer space.x CLOSE
Jeff reveals the truth about Earth.x CLOSE
The boys insist on trying to get the network heads to un-cancel "Earth!"x CLOSE
Jeff figures out that Earth is being cancelled.x CLOSE