LOOK, KID, I HAVEVERY LITTLE TIME TO CATCH
WHOEVER TOILET-PAPEREDTHAT HOUSE.
TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW.
ARE THOSE THECRIME SCENE PHOTOS ?
LET ME SEE THEM.
YES, YES.
NOT BAD WORK,NOT BAD AT ALL.
THESE TOILET-PAPERERSARE PROFESSIONALS--
AT LEAST,ONE OF THEM IS.
SO YOU THINK THERE WASMORE THAN ONE-- WHY ?
TELL ME SOMETHING FIRST.
WHEN YOU WENT TO THE ACADEMY,YOU HAD SOMETHING TO PROVE--
YOU WANTED TOPROTECT AND SERVE,
BUT MOSTLY YOU JUSTWANTED TO PROTECT, YOURSELF.
WHO WERE YOU PROTECTING YOURSELFFROM, OFFICER BARBRADY ?
ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT !
MY UNCLE CHARLES USED TOHIT ME WITH A BELT !
WAAAH !
THANK YOU.
YOUR TOILET-PAPERERSARE MOST LIKELY MALES
BETWEEN THE AGES OF EIGHT ANDTEN, AND PROBABLY VIRGINS.
PARENTS NOTICE THAT MUCHTOILET PAPER MISSING
SO THEY WOULD'VE HAD TOHAVE BOUGHT IT THEMSELVES.
FIND OUT WHERE THE TOILET PAPERCAME FROM, OFFICER,
AND YOU JUST MIGHTCATCH YOUR MAN.
( bell rings )
Uncle Charlie's Belt
Toilet Paper s07e03
Officer Barbrady reveals personal information in exchange for a tip.

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