Christopher Reeve thathe would never walk again.
But the resilient actorfought back,
struggled against all odds,
and has now builthis very own Legion of Doom.
The once-immobile Mr. Reeve
says his new organizationwill be committed
to world dominationand evil.
What an inspirational story,Tom.
I HAVE CHOSEN EACH MEMBER OFTHIS ELITE GROUP
OF SUPER VILLAINS FORTHEIR OUTSTANDING TREACHERY,
THEIR DESIREFOR WORLD CONQUEST
AND THEIR HATREDOF ALL THINGS GOOD.
AND I HAVE ASSEMBLEDTHIS GROUP FOR ONE PURPOSE
TO ONCE AND FOR ALL
FIND A WAY TO...
GET RID OF HACK-MAN !
( cackling )
HOW ABOUT DOMINATIONOF THE WORLD ?
YEAH, OR DEATH TOTHE INFIDELS !
OUR JOB IS TO SEE TO ITTHAT HACK-MAN
IS PUT OUT OF COMMISSION !
OOH BOY,GENERAL DISSARAY
MAYBE WE JUST OUGHT TOSTAY OUT OF THIS ONE.
NOT SO FAST, CHRIS.
WE'VE JUST HELPED PASS A BANON STEM-CELL RESEARCH.
YOUR FETUS-SUCKING DAYSARE OVER !
NO, NO !
AND NOW WE'RE GOINGTO PUT YOU SOMEWHERE
WHERE YOU CAN NEVER TOUCHANOTHER FETUS AGAIN !
Legion Of Doom
Christopher Reeve has assembled an all-star team of super villains.
Jimmy and Timmy ask to join the Denver Crips.x CLOSE
Jimmy ends the war between the Bloods and the Crips, and Superman is banished from Earth forever.x CLOSE
Jimmy and Timmy take out thirteen Bloods in a single, unintentional stroke.x CLOSE
Butters is the only person to show up for Jimmy's standup comedy show.x CLOSE
Jimmy expresses his negative opinions on Christopher Reeve.x CLOSE
Jimmy won't let Cartman join his special club.x CLOSE
Jimmy and Timmy learn that a group called The Crips already exists.x CLOSE
Christopher Reeve sucks a fetus on The Larry King Show.x CLOSE
Christopher Reeve stands after eating another fetus.x CLOSE
The City Wok guy believes Jimmy and Timmy are robbing him.x CLOSE