PAYBACK TIME,MOTHER ( beep ) !
JESUS CHRIST !
HOLY GUACAMOLE !
FREAKIN' FRIJOLES !
LEAPIN' LENGOSTA !
EASTSIDE BLOODS !
WE'RE DETECTIVES HYDEAND RICHARDSON
FROM THE SPECIALGANG UNIT IN DENVER.
ANY WORD ONWHO SHOT UP
ME AND TIMMY'S HOUSES,OFFICERS ?
WORD ON THE STREETIS IT WAS
A RETALIATION HITBY THE BLOODS.
THE BLOODS ?
YOU KNOW, SMART MOUTH,YOUR RIVAL GANG.
THE BLOODS ARE AT WARWITH THE CRIPS.
THEY KILLEACH OTHER ALL TIME.
THEY DO ?
DON'T ACT LIKEYOU DON'T KNOW,
YOU LITTLE PUNK !
THE CRIPS AND BLOODSHATE EACH OTHER
AND IF YOU STAY IN THAT GANG,YOU'RE GONNA END UP DEAD TOO.
BUT WHY DO THEYHATE EACH OTHER ?
LOOK, KID, I USED TO BEA CRIP MYSELF,
BUT I'M NOT ANYMORE !
OH, SO YOU USED STEM CELLSLIKE CHRISTOPHER REEVE ?
COME ON,THE ONLY WAY THESE KIDS
ARE GONNA GET OUT OFTHEIR GANG IS TO GET KILLED.
( weeping )
OH BOY, TIMMY,
WE SHOULD HAVE NEVERSTARTED A GANG
FOR PEOPLECRIPPLED FROM BIRTH,
NOW THEY'RE AT WARWITH THE PEOPLE
WHO WERE CRIPPLEDIN AN ACCIDENT.
BOY, WERE WE WRONG.
WOW, WE'VE GOT TODO SOMETHING, TIMMY.
WE'VE GOT TO GET THE CRIPSAND BLOODS TO STOP FIGHTING !
I BET IF WE COULDJUST GET THEM TOGETHER.
BUT HOW ?
WAIT A MINUTE,I'VE GOT IT !
A LOCK-INAT THE REC CENTER.
WE DID ITFOR OUR CHURCH ONCE.
ALL WE DO IS RENT OUTTHE REC CENTER OVERNIGHT.
THEY LOCK THE DOORSSO NOBODY CAN LEAVE
AND EVERYONE HAS THE WHOLE NIGHTTO PLAY IN THE SWIMMING POOL,
AND LAUGH AND TALK.
YOU GET ALLTHE CRIPS YOU CAN
TO THE REC CENTERTOMORROW NIGHT,
TIMMY, AND I'LL TRYTO GET ALL THE BLOODS THERE !
THIS IS GONNA BET-TERRIFIC !
Jimmy and Timmy decide to try to end the war between the Bloods and the Crips.
The impact is worldwide when the visitors return to South Park and the boys discover that Earth is one big intergalactic reality show.x CLOSE
When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang.x CLOSE
After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out.x CLOSE
When the boys join protesters to get out of school for a day, they find themselves in the middle of two opposing sides of the war issue.x CLOSE
The real Jenny From the Block is enraged when one of Cartman's body parts becomes too famous for its own good.x CLOSE
After starting their own South Park detective agency, the boys are officially named junior deputies by the police department.x CLOSE
Forced off their land by the owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino, the boys rally South Park to fight the rich and powerful Indians.x CLOSE
The boys are hot to be gay once the metrosexual craze hits South Park, and Mr. Garrison accuses the Queer Eye guys of selling out.x CLOSE
Cartman hits the top of the charts with his own Christian rock band, and the boys get arrested for downloading music on the Internet.x CLOSE
After South Park's senior citizens mow down a few farmers' markets, the boys decide to take action against the older generation.x CLOSE
Jimmy and Timmy ask to join the Denver Crips.x CLOSE
Jimmy ends the war between the Bloods and the Crips, and Superman is banished from Earth forever.x CLOSE
Jimmy and Timmy take out thirteen Bloods in a single, unintentional stroke.x CLOSE
Butters is the only person to show up for Jimmy's standup comedy show.x CLOSE
Jimmy expresses his negative opinions on Christopher Reeve.x CLOSE
Jimmy won't let Cartman join his special club.x CLOSE
Jimmy and Timmy learn that a group called The Crips already exists.x CLOSE
Christopher Reeve sucks a fetus on The Larry King Show.x CLOSE
Christopher Reeve stands after eating another fetus.x CLOSE
The City Wok guy believes Jimmy and Timmy are robbing him.x CLOSE