OH HEY, JIMMY,HEY, TIMMY.
SAY, WOULD YOU GUYSLIKE TO JOIN OUR CLUB ?
OH, I'M SORRY, YOU CAN'T,YOU AREN'T CRIPPLED.
HEH HEH,HA, HA, HA.
TO BE IN OUR CLUB NOT ONLYDO YOU HAVE TO BE CRIPPLED,
BUT YOU HAVE TO HAVEBEEN BORN THAT WAY.
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS ?
NO BUTTHOLE-SUPERMAN-ASSWIPECHRISTOPHER REEVE !
THAT'S NICE, GUYS.
WE'RE JUST GONNASTAY OUT OF THIS ONE.
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE, YOU GUYSCAN'T JUST START A CLUB
AND TELL MEI CAN'T BE IN IT !
SORRY, "ABLE BODY"YOU CAN'T JOIN.
CAN TOO !
HEY, TIMMY, HOW MANYABLE-BODIED PEOPLE
DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW INA LIGHTBULB ?
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CALLAN ABLE-BODIED GUY
ON THE DOORSTEP ?
WHATEVER HIS NAME IS.
OH, GODDAMMIT !
CARTMAN,JUST STAY OUT OF IT.
BUT THEY SAY I CAN'TBE IN THEIR CLUB !
CARTMAN, TRUST ME
WE DON'T WANTANY PART IN THIS ONE.
No Ables Allowed
Jimmy won't let Cartman join his special club.
Jimmy and Timmy ask to join the Denver Crips.x CLOSE
Jimmy ends the war between the Bloods and the Crips, and Superman is banished from Earth forever.x CLOSE
Jimmy and Timmy take out thirteen Bloods in a single, unintentional stroke.x CLOSE
Butters is the only person to show up for Jimmy's standup comedy show.x CLOSE
Jimmy expresses his negative opinions on Christopher Reeve.x CLOSE
Jimmy won't let Cartman join his special club.x CLOSE
Jimmy and Timmy learn that a group called The Crips already exists.x CLOSE
Christopher Reeve sucks a fetus on The Larry King Show.x CLOSE
Christopher Reeve stands after eating another fetus.x CLOSE
The City Wok guy believes Jimmy and Timmy are robbing him.x CLOSE